coneckle

n., the aggregate appearance of a larger, singular freckle formed of individual, constituent freckles when freckle-faced Irish people stay out in the sun too long.

adj., skin cancer.

When Dave was a kid, his friends would count Dave's freckles as he stood in line for the diving board at the neighborhood pool. Toward the end of summer, they noticed his arms no longer had 34,000 freckles (each), but instead just 12. They called each of those 12 a "coneckle."

by Dave O. August 31, 2008

Confunkled

To be or become Confused.

"That problem really confunkled me!"

by Eva 02 December 8, 2003

confickered

When someone is retarded enough not to update their windows (first mistake) system, so they become infected with Conficker.

I just checked and my antivirus stopped working! What's going on?

Dude, you just got confickered!

by gigitrix April 23, 2009

Coffucked up

Receiving a free coffee from a coffee shop because the barista fucked up someone elses order.

Would you like this large double double aswell? I coffucked up an order earlier.

by Masterstache Graphics November 5, 2016

Confucktion

When a confusing situation is fucked up beyond belief.

The parking at the mall at Christmas time was a complete confucktion.

by Boogiemomm April 4, 2017

Confuckingusing

The agitated state of being angry and confused simultaneously.

This math problem is confuckingusing!

by Smollonator December 12, 2018

Confuckulated

when something is so clapped it becomes confuckulated

Yo jimmys dick is so confuckulated it goes left right and sideways

by Jah42069 October 17, 2019