Colfersexual

The (sexual or romantic) attraction to Chris Colfer.

person 1: "How do you feel about Chris Colfer?"
person 2: "He's so hot, I'm totally Colfersexual."

by 801-chan June 22, 2011

concerned parent

Another word for an overprotective, meddling, immature, snot nosed piece of crap. Usually a soccer mom that drives an SUV with a jesus fish on it, who constantly bitches about violence on TV, video games, and drugs, while ignoring her own fucking problems. Can apply to fathers too.

"omg, I'm just a concerned parent"
"No you're not, you have no life and you ruin your kids' lives because of that"

by StormOfStress October 26, 2006

Colferlicious

A word used when describing something or someone indescribably amazing, awesome, sexy, hot, talented, wonderful, etc. Such as Glee actor Chris Colfer.

Can also be used to describe pictures, videos, etc. featuring wonderful amounts of Chris Colfer and/or other people/things that have Chris Colfer-like qualities.

1. That Glee episode last night was so Colferlicious!

2. Even though he isn't Chris Colfer, his singing is super Colferlicious!

by ColferIsMyKing July 15, 2010

Cofer

Sweetest badasses that ever lived.

Miley Cyrus is jealous of them Cofers.

by bethybeth December 6, 2010

Concert Withdrawl

After a great concert that you've been looking forward to, you might experience concert withdrawl. It can come as soon as a couple hours after the concert, and can last for days or weeks.
see concert

Kate experienced concert withdrawl after the big concert and meeting The Maine.

by Kateybaby122 October 20, 2008

doesn't love the Lord and Southeastern Conference football

An ironic expression used by Southern males to express disbelief in or mild condemnation of some else's attitudes or behavior, supposedly drawing on some stereotypes of Southerners. (This expression possibly originated with Lewis Grizzard, a most excellent American humorist and commentator.)

Billy Bob eats strawberry Moon Pies and drinks Pepsi; only someone who doesn't love the Lord and Southeastern Conference football would do that.

by Duckbutt November 4, 2005

Conference Claw

When a phoneclaw is made by using a White Claw spiked seltzer as a telephone and three or more really good friends answer your phoneclaw, thus creating the conference claw. The only way to end a conference claw is by chugging your White Claw.

I must've blacked out from one too many conference claws last night.

by TheDomFatherr August 12, 2019