Russian Concussion

A Russian Concussion is when one nuts into female's ears (preferably after intercourse), and then knock them unconscious.

Yeah dude we are doing some freaky shit, I gave her the ol' Russian Concussion last night.

by DylanKelleher69420 March 9, 2021

concussion protocal

After a head injury (concussion), one must follow "protocal" to avoid serious and deadly consequences. I speak from experience.

Following a jarring hit to the head, the player was put on Concussion Protocal, whereas he had to be monitored by team Physicians...

by Fallsalot October 24, 2023

meat concussion

The feeling of having hit your head after consuming a large meal of meat.

Oh wow, that was a delicious meal but now I think I might have a meat concussion.

by Martha-the-fly February 6, 2018

Second-hand concussion

when you can feel someone eases concussion

That video gave me a Second-hand concussion

by funny_Phish July 20, 2020

Concussion

When you misunderstand the Harlem Shake.

Scientifically( Concussus gigantism vibratus) meaning a human earthquake due to a strong force applied to a man's testicles.

Damn, Hubert's having concussions again.

by Snoorbifflord May 14, 2019

Pre-Concussion Shake

A mix of ingredients put together to prepare your noggin for the biggest, most fucking gigantic concussion this green world can give a person.

The ingredients of such a shake are unknown to humankind and every living species in a milky way.

Recently though, a man known as Aziz Walid Alghawas has recently found out the ingredients to the pre concussion shake and continues to keep the recipe to himself.

"Bro, did you know Aziz sponsored Conor Mcgregor with Pre-concussion shakes for the rest of his career?"

"JFK was supplied with a motherload of pre-concussion before he was...."

by CEO of Pre-Concussion Shakes June 9, 2022

bussy concussion

When the bussy gets fucked so hard you simply cannot sit or shit for a week.

The date went well but now I have a crazy bussy concussion.

by arrybo December 24, 2024