conch signal

when you fart in a toilet bowl and it signals war

man, i just conch signaled and we took back the holy land

by HelloDanknessMyOldFriend May 17, 2017

conch fritters

Clumpy, ball-like masses which form in women's underwear when sweat mixes with talc or baby powder.

Female version of Hushpuppies.

It was 95 degrees and 90 percent humidity today - my poor girlfriend was making a big batch of of conch fritters!

by MikeinOcala July 14, 2011

Conch Fritters

Illegitimate kids of Bahama Village in Key West, Florida.

Miss Sadie, where's the the kid's? "Out catchin a chicken for dinner" conch fritters

by twambrose July 29, 2011

conch shell

Giving a girl a rimjob while fingering her.

Man, Johnny really has a thing for "Lord of the Flies". He tried to play Debbie's asshole like a conch shell.

by Zachary G. November 8, 2007

Conch(o)

A word that means your gullible because you probably thought this word meant something more offensive.

"You're such a Conch(o)!"

by ohyesitsmarc November 3, 2008

Conch Shelled

The horrific act of super gluing someone's scrotum, pulling it up and over the penis, and adhering it to the pubic area. Usually performed on a passed out drunk.

George: Hey, where is Jerry today?
Dan: Someone conch shelled him, man. I puked when I heard about it.
George: Oh my fucking god shit! Who would do such a fucked up thing?!
Dan: Justin told me it was Brian. He hates the guy.
Justin: <pukes>. Apparently. What an asshole.

by dannyp76 September 4, 2011

conch shell boost

when you are in a situation with your friends and you need to peace. just give the old conch shell boost some use.. cup your hands and let out a good "BAAOOOOOOOOST!!!"

The cops busted the party.. sound the conch shell boost. BAAOOOOOST!

by moe.pipes.groove May 23, 2009