What comes around goes around

A person's actions, whether good or bad, will often have consequences for that person.

You kick a dog in the morning. Later that night a rabid dog bites you in the ass and you die of rabies. The neighbor who saw you kick his dog says: What comes around goes around.

by Supercords July 18, 2012

Compstipation

When your computer decides to not work; if so, very very slowly and painfully.

*Smacks Computer* "Damnation!! My Computah's got COMPSTIPATION!"

by B-child April 2, 2006

Cobus

An outstanding drummer from South Africa, commonly known through youtube. All Cobus(es) live for God, drum for fun, and exceed their flirting skills at odd hours of the night. They are often late to arrive, but always find ways to make up for it.

1. That Cobus is wicked cool.
2. I hope you don't mean a Cobus soon.
3. "That's inappropriate... don't be a Cobus".
4. If you're looking for a good vacation spot, I hear Cobus Land is pretty insane.

by ItsOddTree September 13, 2009

ComesATime'd

An angry middle-aged woman who fucks losers who live at home.

"Sandy dropped her daughter off at college, then totally ComesATime'd this 24-year-old before rushing him home before curfew."

by Jackstrawfromwichita September 1, 2009

Justin Combs

Justin Dior Combs
a cute young guy
son of diddy
is currently a teeanager
had a little media trouble

Justin Combs is a very young hot guy.

by icunvme June 9, 2008

Preventing Spontaneous Human Combustion

To let one rip
First coined on the hit show:south park

ex:

Man:Dude that was sick it smells like eggs...
Dude:Hey man just preventing spontaneous human combustion here...

by Fucktarded Scarecrow August 1, 2009

roger combs

"Father" of Benji and Joel madden (orginally combs) he walked out on benji, joel, sarah (their sister), josh (their brother) and their mom on christmas eve 1995 :(

songs hes included in "emotionless"
its been a long hard road without you by my side why wernt you there all the nights that we cried you broke my mothes heart you broke your children for life its not okay but we're alright

by Bre January 22, 2004