Computer

A machine that does work for You and even lets you find someones home address

Me: Yo dude i got a sweet new computer

Friend: thats really cool what Kind is it?

by Boyoboy420 June 11, 2021

Computer

A computer is device used for various things

Manan namans brother is not allowed to play on the computer

by KiloCharlie2131 October 5, 2020

Compute

(noun) Nerdy Informal
Shorthand for computing power. Considered jargon in some hardware circles.

My VR games won't run because I don't have enough compute.

You can lend your compute to covid-19 research with the Folding@Home app.

by homograph March 23, 2020

computer

wireless internal fire-powered item

computer nerd: i got my super-power-w-i-f-i-computer
English nerd: wow a wireless internal fire-powered item so splendid!
computer nerd: it only cost 50$
English nerd: OK...
computer nerd: PC computer i am using and i also have a laptop computer

by cohenPirate June 15, 2018

Computer

The thing you're using.

Guy 1: Hey what's that?
Guy 1: A computer
(Guy 2 walks in)
Guy 2: Are you talking to yourself?

by WaysideWorks January 29, 2019

computer

A tool used for people to communicate with each other and have fake sex. The source of evil in the world. Started many a scary cults.

Callie and Ki started a cult, and recruited Kali, Bob, Anna, Nikki and all the rest. We blame those damn computers

by theeclique September 14, 2003

Computer

A book or a box, it never means what it says.

"Help" tab never helps

"Print" tab never prints

by NoGig November 18, 2003