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computerated

Used in place of "computer aided" by a small subset of the population which is somehow capable of written communication despite being practically illiterate.
Q: What courses are you taking at your community college?
A: English 025 and Computerated Design. I'm going to be an Architect.
by ijuhyg May 1, 2015
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computers

Plural for a bunch of things that suck.
Windows = Bugged
Mac = Useless
Linux = Why bother

If there were no problems and no viruses, Windows would be excellent.
by Bastardized Bottomburp September 16, 2003
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Apple computers

Apple is a company that some consider to be superior to Microsoft when it comes to computers. Macs are for the Rich bastards out there who are to busy buying Disney stock to want to deal with the crazy shenanigans that a PC will throw at you. (especially if that PC is using Vista, which tends to get paranoid about running programs). Macs are also better for porn, because they just dont get virus's. Seeing a Trojan virus on a mac is the computerized equivalent to seeing flying pigs playing croquet on pluto. PC's however, are good for playing world of warcraft...wait...mac can do that........um...ok...Pc's are good for shooting zombies, playing RTS genere games, and basicly losing I.Q points by the second.

The virdict

Mac's good for everything except games
PC's are good for the adventurous people willing to deal with the demon that is windows. And for gaming of course
Mac- "Hi, im a mac"
PC- "And im a PC"
......it is forcing me to put the word "Apple Computers" in this example...but i cant do that without being more biased than i previously was
by pseudonymsoundslikeadrug June 22, 2009
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Impact Computers

ImpactComputers.com is dedicated to the business of replacement parts distribution for manufacturers such as Acer, Compaq, Hewlett-Packard (HP), IBM, Toshiba, SONY, Panasonic, and many more. We are primarily an outsource facility that assumes the major responsibility of supplementing the existing channels when they fail in their attempt to satisfy customer requirements for Notebook Parts, Laptop parts, Server Parts and Desktop Parts. We have the largest selection of parts new and generic that work on Dell ™ Inspiron™, Dell™ Poweredge™, Dell™ Latitude, Dell™ Vostro, Dell™ Optiplex, Compaq™ Presario, Hewlett-Packard (HP)™ Pavilion™, Acer™ Aspire, Toshiba™ Satellite, Toshiba™ Tecra, Toshiba™ Libretto such as Displays, Hinges, Caddies, Batteries, Ac Adaptors and every little part for your Notebook, Desktop or Server.
Where did you buy your laptop screen?

I bought it from Impact Computers!
by RalphT February 22, 2014
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computersexual

The equivalent of homosexual in human beings. Also the term deemed to computers that run unusually slow.
Amanda: The song loads for me as soon as I refresh the page.
JonJon: I have no clue, my comp is just acting computersexual right now...
Amanda: lmfaoo! I love it!

My computer is so damn slow that it must be computersexual!
by Jonathan Medina June 23, 2008
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Computerize

To be on the computer.
"I, like, really like to computerize."
by Ota-Ota October 22, 2008
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computeratated

Having an excessive amount of time with or related to computers.
She is always on FaceBook! She is sooo computeratated!
by computerdude June 17, 2009
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