Computard

1. Some one who does not know how to do the simplest things on a computer, even if it's right there in front of them.

2. A computer that is really slow and crappy and never does what you want it to do... even if you're a computer expert.

1.

Goerge: Hey Jimmy, how do i turn it on?
Jimmy: The big button.
George: Uhh... What?!

Today, I tried to sign up for facebook. I filled out all the fields, but I couldn't find the sign-up button. I'm such a computard.

2.
Computer: There is a problem with the server. Application will close in 10 seconds.
Amanda: WTF?! Maybe I'll just reboot it.

Computer: *after being rebooted* Startup Failed. restart Computer Shut Down cancel

Today, I decided to use Patrick's computer. It took 10 minutes just to get in to the internet. Ugh. It's such a computard.

by lvvrgrl June 18, 2009

Computron

another word for Computer Lab. Coined by Colin Healey at DASAC.

See: Sleep Apnia, RISD, Pixilation.

"Editing in the Computron with me and Noah! But DON'T SIGN UP until you've talked to one of us, because it's an EDITING, not a SHOOTING, class. In the Computron! Block 2!"

by Casemander P-Vice September 30, 2007

compustore

Best damn computer store ever! Found in the northern hemisphere. Also found on the internet at www.CompuStore.com

CompuStore.com "Not CompUSA", "TigerDirect" and definately not Circuit City. Where the likes of NASA and Geeks from Tech TV find ASUS and other great computer hardware and wireless networking items.

by Dave July 8, 2004

computitis

1)The state in which a person at a computer can no longer see the screen clearly nor can they move their fingers correctly.2) when a person is sick of being at a computer. 3) breasts are in the way of the keyboard

Computitis is when a womans breasts are in the way of the keyboard on a computer.

by LizaLipz February 6, 2008

Computational physicist

A jackass from California

That computational physicist went to M.I.T

by Reused June 5, 2018

Compurator

A casual insult used by a small sect of Minecraft nerds; a mispronunciation of the word "comparator."

Man, you're such a compurator sometimes.

by ch0c0cat June 23, 2019

computable

The property of a problem being solved by means of a Turing machine.

In other words, can we write a program to solve the problem? If so, then the problem is computable.

The sorting problem is computable. I can sort lists of things based on a common comparator.

The halting problem is not computable.

by alpsmac February 23, 2010