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the act of showing each other ones genitals.

Last night my girlfriend and I were comparing cookies, she showed me her cooter so I presented my one eyed walleye. She said mine was small, and I swear hers was a monster.

by Jboner September 12, 2013

Confusing

Janessa Whidden

“that’s really Janessa”

“my nigga, i think you mean confusing as fuck”

by defintionofanasshole January 19, 2020

Compudding

Compudding is a type of person who reads news about pudding all night.

Mike: Oh, that's a compudding!
Jack: Really?
Mike: Yeah!

by super woahguy April 18, 2020

Communing

Another word for tuning because tuning is cringe af. The stage before dating someone.

"OMG Josh and I are communing!"

by vjhvghv;jvhjvi;vyilvylv May 2, 2020

congusing

Means confusing

This example is very congusing.
You are congusing

by haharealdefintion October 25, 2020

Comprying

The act of crying and complaining at the same time.

The liberals in the act of defiance, comprying to the election of Donald Trump.

by Mindcrime Madness October 4, 2023

MC Confusing

A rapper created by comedy genius Jon Lajoie. He says whatever he wants when he is rapping and makes no sense.

MC Confusing
Back in this bitch
With a parking sandwich
And a chicken ticket

by Inatcheethebro December 22, 2021