Cumpromise

Pronounced {kuhm-pruh-mahyz}
noun, verb, -mised, -mising

-noun
1. a settlement of affairs reached through somebody cumming on something, with the 'something' usually being a person.

-verb
1. the act of settling a disagreement by cumming on somebody or something.

Mitch: Hey Phil, your mom and I had a disagreement last night about who got to be on top.
Phil: Okay... why are you telling me this?
Mitch: I just wanted you to know we eventually came to a cumpromise, and it was fantastic! I gave in and let her ride me and it was sooo good that we both cumpromised in 10 minutes! Awesome eh!
Phil: But I thought you said you were going to take care of Jeff's mom last night?
Mitch: Yea I did, but I'll tell you about that once she's walking again...

by Pure_Awesome January 15, 2011

Three Fifths compromise

When you want to fist him/her but settle for three fingers

dude1: I heard that ho is gigantic.
dude2: yeah but i had to settle for the three fifths compromise

by anon182 August 27, 2012

compromising

Doing shit for someone awesome because you're a piece of shit. Stop being a little bitch and do it.

Mel: No you owe me $100 not $80 and a box of condoms.

Lil' Marco: Oh come on, its all about compromising.

Mel: Oh alright. I did need a box of condoms anyway.

by LilyShitFace April 28, 2015

Missouri compromise

A mullet

See also Kentucky Waterfall.

Having just had his Missouri compromise trimmed, Enos Truffler decided to eat some leftover honey-baked ham sandwiches that his XXX porn star wife Portia Mercedes made for him the previous Sunday. He put all the fixings on it and washed it all down with a Mountain Dew. Then Enos read some of the newspaper and washed his truck. We're gonna miss him when he dies.

by Johnny Eightball June 10, 2004

Missouri Compromise

When you're mom isn't feeling it tonight so you have to fuck your aunt

After I turned off Fox News for the evening I was disappointed I had to make the Missouri Compromise.

I don't mind a Missouri Compromise. #MAGA

by EDKirk March 14, 2019

Compromise Game

Not necessarily a curve game. When someone tries to flirt with you and you turn them down sexually, but you still leave opportunity for friendship. You still give them your number or any social media even though you know their intentions.

Sage: Man, I can't trust my girl when she goes out.

Gary: Why bro?
Sage: My girl don't have a curve game, she got a compromise game.
Gary: Oh hell nah bro. DROP HER ASS!

by LityBopCity September 5, 2017

Compromise

When someone cannot sleep with a French or Spanish person, and so settles for an Italian

James had to compromise last week sadly.

by lotsoflovejames November 6, 2021