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coupling season

October-December. The summer fling is over, maybe one last drunken Halloween hookup before it's time to cozy up next to someone else for the winter time, to avoid having to find someone at a bar in the snowy/muddy/rainy weather or having to be once again alone over the holidays just to face your family asking you for the millionth time why you are still single, if you will ever find someone and settle down.
"I don't want to go out, it's raining and cold and I'd much rather stay inside and watch a movie, but I don't want to be alone.." "It's your own damn fault that you didn't put in the effort during coupling season!"
by midwestern_life June 6, 2018
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Compline

Completely fine
Person 1: Hey man, are you okay?
Person 2: Yeah, I'm compline!
by dysfunctionalr@ December 20, 2021
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Comprying

The act of crying and complaining at the same time.
The liberals in the act of defiance, comprying to the election of Donald Trump.
by Mindcrime Madness October 4, 2023
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Crowd Computing

A sub-section of Cloud Computing offered by service providers that under-invest in both server infrastructure and technical support staff.

Companies that outsource to them do not realise that they are being crammed in like sardines to the vendors infrastructure which is nowhere near adequate. They only start to realise they are up shit creek when they try to contact technical support for help only to be placed in the longest most painful telephone queue of their life.
Afghan: "None of our 1,000 employees can access their online email application, my CIO's already been fired and I'm next for the chop...I opened a support ticket with the vendor 5 days ago and this is the 26th time I've tried to get through to them on the phone...I am dead meat man, dead meat <sniff>."

Tragic: "Well Afghan, that's Crowd Computing for you."
by Tragic Stan November 20, 2010
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unconscious coupling

(n) when you get a little drunk and have sex with someone other than your significant other.
Joe: You got divorced? What happened?

Bill: Unconscious coupling. I got drunk at the office Christmas party and hooked up with Alexa from HR.
by RobinGoodfellow1 May 13, 2014
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compulingus

compulingus (kom peu ling us) NOUN. Oral sex using computer-controlled lips and tongue to stimulate the vagina from a distance.
The Japanese just came out with this new computerized rubber pussy. You can give your girlfriend compulingus from a thousand miles away.
by Maxhole June 19, 2009
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Composing

The craft of creating media using primarily sound and silence, often with a form of notation, either standardized, graphic or aleatory.
Conductor: "Ah, Xenakis, your new scribbles are certainly a masterpiece!"
Xenakis: "Indeed, composing graphical works is among my specialties."
by nonsense542 July 9, 2011
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