caboose communion

Verb - The act of recieving anal intercorse from a member of member of the clergy. The sex of either party is unimportant so long as the clergy member is allowed to perform the sacrament of commuinion. The eligibility of the recipient of the anal sex to recieve the sacrament of communion is not an issue in defining the act as a "caboose communion". Therefore, those recipients who are underage or do not themselves practise religion may still recive a "caboose communion'.

"They've been sending a lot of priests to the slammer for giving the alter boys the caboose communion."

by devilreyes February 22, 2007

Communion in your mouth

Busting a load in someone’s mouth.

Hey holly.. I’m gonna make my communion in your mouth later!

by PeteyPaplo August 15, 2020

ur family reunion homo communion

the god of "ur mom gay" insults. every time this is said the sun grows 1,000,000 degrees hotter, nearing the end of our solar system. saying this phrase has been known to dehydrate one's heart much like a grape's transformation into a raisin

edgy 12 yr old: ur species feces
edgy 13 yr old: ur god a fraud
edgy 36 yr old: ur family reunion homo communion

instantaneous death

by squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeze May 17, 2018

Your Family Reunion is a Homosexual Communion

The most disgraceful of all roasts capable of burning ones soul from all existing planes and turning the body to something less than ash.

(Created by iFunny account Capitalist_Danger_Noodle)

Ur mom gay. No u! Well your family reunion is a homosexual communion! *screams as their soul gets torn apart and body becomes nothing*

by jiblord2003 May 16, 2018

ur family reunion is a gay communion

ur family reunion is a gay communion is a very advanced form of ur mom gay or the aformentioned ur dad lesbian and will annihalate your enemy with the energy of a thousand suns.

Mike: ur mom gay
Brock: ur dad lesbian
Mike: oh yea, well ur grandpap a trap
Brock: no u, ur ancestors are incestors
Mike: don’t make me say it
Brock: do it gaywad

Mike: ur family reunion is a gay communion
* Brock is melted to atoms as god himself is weeping*

by Mikeyisameme May 18, 2018

ur whole family reunion is gay communion

The worst insult in the entire Universe! Even worst than Ur whole Family is Homoerectus. Not even ur grandpap trap can save it.

Arnold: Ur grandpap trap.
Fredrick: Ur whole family reunion is gay communion.
*Arnold's family dies and he dies and is banished.*
The world shakes and explodes because its the worst insult in the whole universe!

by Bob121231 May 29, 2018

commonsensist

One who uses common sense when advising others.

John Rosemond is a commonsensist as a writer of parenting books.

by fqq March 31, 2012