A Communist is a person who believes in Communism. Where everything (mostly land and money) is equally distributed among the people and everyone is equal (no racial discrimination). Many people believe that all Communists are atheists but this NOT TRUE, some are highly spirtually.
by RedRussian December 18, 2009
I don't think Michael Jordan saved the loony toons.
Yeah he did do you not like space jam you communist, anti-American?
Yeah he did do you not like space jam you communist, anti-American?
by Guy Fieri is Jesus July 04, 2015
A believer; specifically in a political-economic religion. Identical to fascist, fundamentalist, maoist, capitalist, banker. Believes most humans can contribute equally except those who contribute nothing, in which case they form the 'Blessed Leadership'.
Wishes to replace one form of expolitation with another to prove the point.
Believes in 'The State' but not in the 'individual'.
Doesn't believe in God but does believe in Gold (Spot the difference?> That's right!; there's 'L' in gold). Against natural law, believes opposites repel and, therefore, finds freedom confusing, worrisome & always dangerous.
Joyfully celebrates success by parading earth-cracking weapons from time-to-time and then explodes them, rendering large parts of the world uninhabitable.
Wishes to replace one form of expolitation with another to prove the point.
Believes in 'The State' but not in the 'individual'.
Doesn't believe in God but does believe in Gold (Spot the difference?> That's right!; there's 'L' in gold). Against natural law, believes opposites repel and, therefore, finds freedom confusing, worrisome & always dangerous.
Joyfully celebrates success by parading earth-cracking weapons from time-to-time and then explodes them, rendering large parts of the world uninhabitable.
Famous communist experiments in equality:
In the Soviet Union, everbody queued.
In China, everyone has the same haircut.
In Tibet, everyone is beaten regularly.
In Albania & Zimbabwe, everyone is dog-poor.
In the European Union they are preparing to queue, have the same haircut, be beaten regularly & become dog-poor.
In the Soviet Union, everbody queued.
In China, everyone has the same haircut.
In Tibet, everyone is beaten regularly.
In Albania & Zimbabwe, everyone is dog-poor.
In the European Union they are preparing to queue, have the same haircut, be beaten regularly & become dog-poor.
by Hedley Clubnobber August 28, 2006
1)Barrack Obama
2)Joe Biden (Idiot)
3)Eric Holder
4)Timothy Geitner
5)Janet Napolitano
6)Nancy Pelosi
7)Ben Burnanke
And of Course... Van Jones the "Green Jobs Czar"
2)Joe Biden (Idiot)
3)Eric Holder
4)Timothy Geitner
5)Janet Napolitano
6)Nancy Pelosi
7)Ben Burnanke
And of Course... Van Jones the "Green Jobs Czar"
Person 1: "Oh, so did you hear Obama wants to host the Olympics in his hometown of Chicago?"
Person 2: "Yeah if I was an aspiring communist dictator I would like to make my hometown famous too"
Person 2: "Yeah if I was an aspiring communist dictator I would like to make my hometown famous too"
by Blowbama October 08, 2009
by Ripley kids r chavs December 20, 2020
The Communist resides in Round Rock, Texas. She's a girl who has all of her beliefs in order. People follow her, and if you don't she'll slaughter you.
by Paul February 01, 2005
The most extreme form of liberal, a communist is a person who thinks we'd be better off if we stopped living like people and started living like bees or ants instead.
by Gahmuret July 04, 2006