Communism

An ideology where the government owns everything and everything is distributed equally. Its also called socialism but their not the same.

Person 1:Communism always works!
Person 2:No, it doesn't.

by NuggetInc September 23, 2020

Communism

The specter haunting Europe.

Dude let’s not go to Europe communism is a real spooky ghost.

by thatemoconfusion July 8, 2020

Communism

There is no I there is we

My little sister believes in communism when I got an old computer

by Intellectual Pringle July 17, 2020

Communism

The worlds greatest dieting program.

Jim: god damn I’m fat.

Tony: have you ever tried communism?

by Red Jacket March 17, 2021

Communism

When developers put women or minorities in video games.

Under communism, all video game girls will have buff arms- Karl Marx

Thats funny, they made her arms buff, making her look.. tough - Joseph Mccarthy

by Carbon_Coffee July 1, 2020

Communism

When everything is owned by everyone

Dude 1: Look at my money dude.

Dude 2 after turning on communism: u mean our money.

by Drip man 69 October 24, 2022

Communism

Literal garbage used by idiots trying to run a society

"Hey, did you hear about Communism?"
"Yeah, it's super bad though."

by CommiesAreTerrible August 6, 2021