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first commenter

Usually 7-12 year olds on YouTube who think that commenting "first", "early", "notification squad" on a new video is going to make them cool and popular, when it, in fact, does the complete opposite.
First Commenter: "FIRST!!11!!!"
More Mature People: "Please shut the fuck up with your "first" crap."
by sans is MINE October 11, 2017
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Youtube comments

Absolute hell on earth. A place where people come to troll, argue over the most irrelevant and retarded things, call people names, and advertise things. The average IQ of a youtube commenter is about 12. They often think that they are very smart when really they are just a dumb sack of shit.
Youtube comments
commenter 1: "I hate this song. It sucks"
commenter 2: "No u suk tard."
commenter 1: "Frig off cunt."
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What me and your mother do each night while reading through your comments.
Speaking of sucking, it's porno music slash comment time...
by Natalie Tran August 22, 2011
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youtube comments

Comments on YouTube. Frequently filled with racism, stupidity, very poor spelling and trolls due to lack of moderation and people who don't watch the video before commenting on a video.
Example of YouTube comments:

Cool video. 5/5

OMG I likke dis vid ts soooo grewat!!!
by randomuser2349 December 13, 2009
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Comment Stalker

A person who goes through all the comments to troll because their only purpose in life is to correct people instead of seeing a therapist themselves.
Why is she only a comment stalker to my comment on this post? Don't I also have a right to my opinion?
by Leointhehouse March 22, 2016
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Carolyn Connell Comment

A term used to describe a certain type of facebook comment. In order for a comment to qualify it must have all of these qualities:

1.) BE IN ALL CAPS
2.) Use lots of "hahaha"
3.) End with a smiley face:)
4.) Be completely positive and complimentary
5.) Include an inside joke

This is, of course, named after Carolyn Connel, who does it all the time.
Facebook Commenter A: THIS IS LIKE THE PRETTIEST PICTURE EVER:) HAHAHA I LOVE YOU SO MUCH SANDWICH BUDDY:)

Facebook Commenter B: Nice Carolyn Connell Comment
by imjustapersonyall April 27, 2011
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comme ci, comme ça

From French "comme ci, comme ça" (literally "like this, like that"), meaning "so so", not really good nor bad.
Q: "How's it going with the insurance?"
A: "Comme ci, comme ça... they're paying for the damage, but keep dragging on."

Q: "How are you?"
A: "Comme ci, comme ça... haven't slept much the last couple of days."

Q: "There! My extra-special burger!! How do you like it?"
A: "Erm... Comme ci, comme ça. It's got too much pickles!"
by MidnightCreations April 21, 2015
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