comdescension

1: The feeling that registering a URL that ends with anything other than <dot><com> is a descent in rank or dignity.
2: A patronizing attitude or behavior towards entrepreneurs after being told of their web site address.

Edan: "This job sucks, I spent forever looking for a great domain name and then go down in flames at todays marketing meeting."
Sundeep: "I hate comdescension more than anything too, but do you seriously want our users to type dot info?

Jonathan: "I am really pumped-up about the business model behind Ahud's company!"
Vinod: "This is not comdescension on my part, its simply the truth! Ahud's dot net URL will taint his brand and kill his chances for raising seed money. End of story."

by Bostonian128 January 30, 2009

communal dump

Everyone in a community stands together in a circle holding hands, bending over, and they all take a dump at the same time. However, pants are mandatory.

Alyssa loves to participate in Communal Dumps.

by Big Boodith Judith June 13, 2017

combust em

The act of combusting/exploding an African American "person" by any means.

Dwane likes to combust em

by Drew P Schlong 1974 September 24, 2022

Anal Combustion

Any form of explosion just inside the anus. Could be the result of inserting and igniting gasoline or gunpowder, attempting to light a fart, or that Mexican food from yesterday. Depending on the strength of the sphincter, severe anal combustion may result in blowing out the anal socket or rupturing of the rectum.

I had pretty bad anal combustion after that spicy 15 bean soup--it almost blew out my sphincter!

by b007y514y3r March 11, 2016

Wait For The Comeup

Patiently waiting for the highest peak of success .

Don't give up on your goals , just wait for the comeup .

by waitforthecomeupbrand August 27, 2017

Communal Poop Towel

a soft towel used in public or personal bathrooms that is used by everyone making excrement that replaces the need for disposable toilet tissue with a more comfortable and luxurious alternative and is hung on a ring or hook in place of where a toilet paper roll would normally go. it is usually cleaned once a week. it will become the societal norm after the war of 2023 A.D..

after defecating much runny and undigested food, i wiped my anus with the communal poop towel.

by Lord Ham Wallet December 26, 2010

comeuppance

A "reward" i.e. well deserved and long awaited revenge for past misbehavior. The "reward" should be administered by those previously wronged and in a public or humiliating way.

That bitch will get her comeuppance in the form of a public birching at the next group pot luck. Everyone there will be quite pleased at the chance to participate. I don't think she will be able to sit down for several days.

by Melanie5 May 15, 2010