combustication

synonymous with combustion, just a lot more enthusiastic. Invented by Julius Sumner Miller during a physics demonstration in 1969.

I don't like combustion. It's too quiet. I have some stuff in a state of combustication.
-Julius Sumner Miller

by nsyygre June 7, 2010

Highly Combustible Fart Syndrome

An uncommon yet highly infectious disease characterised by the repetitive and highly explosive detonations released from one's rectum, often coinciding with a massive expulsion of shit and piss (shiss, or pisst if you prefer). Strangely, the sizes of the sudden shit-splosions have been measured to be over 10 meters long and contain more force and matter than the unfortunate individual could possibly house. Despite the disease being almost impossible to investigate, it is thought that the sudden force of explosive diarrhea rips a hole in the fabric of the universe, creating a small temporary wormhole allowing more shit to travel through. Some scientists theorise that if the disease was more closely understood, it is possible that it could hold the key to both interdimensional and warp-speed travel.
The exact origin of this disease of this is unknown, but it is theorised to either have been caused by the founding of Taco Bell in 1962, or the popularisation of commercial laxatives in the late 1920s.

Michael: Ah fuck man, the doctor has diagnosed me with Highly Combustible Fart Syndrome. He-
*FUCKING EXPLODES IN A MASSIVE SHOWER OF SHIT AND PISS, INSTANTLY DESTROYING EVERYTHING IN A 10 MILE RADIUS*
Devin, now covered in diarrhea: Bummer, dude.

by sussy among baka balls March 18, 2022

Spontaneous Cumbustion

The process by which, through the ingestion of an unruly quantity of phosphorous, one's ejaculate spontaneously erupts into flames upon expulsion from the penis causing widespread fear and panic.

Dave and Marie were dating until Dave's spontaneous cumbustion all over Marie resulting in a sudden case of the funerals.

by Diction.net February 24, 2015

confustion

1. Confusion and frustration. 2. A heated situation amongst well meaning people due to a breakdown in communication. 3. A breakout of fury from cultural animosities leading to war. 4. An accident by a senile person.

1. Talks at the UN often lead to confustion. 2. He loved his wife but she confusted him all to much when talking politics. 3. The teacher was great because he was patient with even the the most confusted students.

by Anthony .A. Hedayat January 10, 2005

cumbusting

ejaculating much faster than you had expected.

That chick was so good at head, I was cumbusting in her mouth without any warning!

by owner of a psychotic dog October 17, 2014

Atomic Tombustion

When somebody does not realize what they do is wrong or offensive in general. Instead of apologizing, they will see themselves as the victim of the situation, no matter what they have done and the accusing person is deemed the offender.
It is a cause of ones ego to become so large that their remaining pieces of common sense start to decrease, turning you into a big selfish and arrogant dick.

Person1: My friend is always an asshole to me and my other friends, whenever we tell him that we don't like being treated like this anymore he just tells us to have some understanding
Person2: I assume he gets really mad too?

Person1: Yeah.. I don't understand why he never aplogizes but expects everyone else to.
Person2: He's got Atomic Tombustion then, tragic.

by Raven69 August 6, 2011

Spontaneous Cumbustion

The act of instant male orgasm upon seeing something insanely hott.

When Lauren and Silvia took their clothes off, Patrick experienced spontaneous cumbustion.

by Sivv Vicious March 23, 2008