Compooter

When you re so angry that your computer is being stupid so you take a giant shit on its keyboard.

FUCK GODDAMNIT COMPUTER! FUCK IM GOIN TO TAKE A GIANT COMPOOTER ON YOU

by ANONYFUCKINMOUS January 20, 2014

Combover

Man. If i was old and had a really big beer belly. glasses and spelled like cabbage. i would totally sport a combover. Combovers are awesome.

A combover is when a guy trys to hid his hair loss by taking one portion of his hair and combing it over the patch of lost hair.

I look into the mirror.
and tell me whos that funky dude starin' back at me?

by iwannabeanalcoholic May 13, 2005

comforter whore

A person who frequently and unnecessarily purchases a new comforter even though the one they have is perfectly fine.

CW: "hey look at my new comforter! it's so soft and pretty"
Friend: "that's the third comforter you've bought this month you comforter whore!"

by tsizzley December 29, 2010

slut comforter

1. a guy who wifey's up sluts
2. a guy who dates complete whores
3. a guy who sets not standard on who he dates

that nigga is such a slut comforter.. he's always messing with skeezas!

by kita x3 December 30, 2008

combostrait

it is where you are so strait you don't have to explain it to other people.

bro, you are so combostrait

by dogo609999 April 21, 2022

Colosterrific

Merger of two words (colon and terrific) used to describe a fart released from one's colon much to the displeasure of other nearby individuals

Wow! I ripped ass and it was closterrific

by Doublefish September 18, 2003

Colbyster

The typical white nerd, flaming everyone in online video games. These types of people can often be found in the alleyways of Oman begging for egirls and good wifi. If you encounter one you can shoo them away by showing them a picture of any social gathering/gym. These types of people are most commonly found playing Draven and having multiple banned accounts.

Wow look at that Colbyster over there, glad im not him roflmao lmao xd.

by A wise brown person January 28, 2018