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Dirty Columbus

The act of having an STD and knowingly has sexual intercourse with another man or woman without disclosing this information to them.
Much like when the Europeans came to America, bringing their diseases and wiping out native populations, this act has the potential to cause an STD to spread to multiple people before it was discovered.
I had sex with Mike two months ago, and now I have herpes. I think he did a Dirty Columbus on me. Now my husband Jon has herpes, and he wants to divorce me. Fucking Mike!
by Nutzen YerMouf June 9, 2017
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Columbus Chocolate Milk

A sex act in which a girl spreads her ass cheeks apart like goatse, while her partner pours milk and Hershey's chocolate syrup into her open anus. The girl then proceeds to twerk like Miley Cyrus until chocolate milk is made, which is then consumed by the couple.
After getting bored performing the Cincinnati Bowtie, the freaky couple moved to the Cleveland Steamer and then began making Columbus Chocolate Milk.
by GimpThePimp October 25, 2013
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columbus academied

1. To get mentally and physically attacked by your achedemic commitments at Columbus Academy in Columbus, Ohio.

2. When a student works really hard but never comes out on top like all the other smart kids.
1.

Boy 1: Bro, I have no time to sleep eat or go to the bathroom because of all this schoolwork!

Boy 2: Dude, me too! We're getting columbus academied!

2.

Girl 1: I work so hard and you never have to work in your advanced class!

Girl 2: Well, you learn more

Girl 1: You get weighted! Man, I'm being columbus academied!
by wellalright... June 11, 2011
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Colombo Clown

A famous journalist from Colombo named Daniel Alexander who adores filters and everything except ICT. Bootlicker-in-chief of Pakistan. A clueless statician at Island Cricket. Clearly having a sad life
Don't follow the footsteps of Colombo Clown.
by Kirket fan June 12, 2021
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columbian unicorn

The act of doing a line of coke off a rock hard boner. Female or male, whoever keeps you rock hard like a unicorn.
Hey Pat, you'll never guess who finished off my kilo doing a columbian unicorn. Your Mom.
by OTPHJ1 March 11, 2014
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Columbia Secondary School

A school filled with fucking idiots lmfao. It’s ‘afFiLliAtED wiTh CoLuMBiA uNiVErSITY’ so u would think its a smart school huh? Nope. Also professor martin is a bitch and a bully n that’s the tea ☕️ Bye y’all -f
-Columbia Secondary School is such a prestigious school!!

-lmfao nope last week the top floor was set on fire cuz some kid dropped a joint in the trash can

(True Story man)
by shrekkynyc November 7, 2018
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