Colinism

A term that refers to the government of The Great Colin Kingdom which was a mix of Communism, Monarchy, Militarism, Fascism, Socialism, Anarchy Autocracy, Oligarchy, and Democracy.

"Colinism was the most weirdest type of government in the 1600s to 1700s and is highly regarded as the most politically diverse kingdom in history"

by DudeWhyBRUH July 25, 2023

colins toupee

to say something difficult, gnarly or ugly is easy to do, conquer or achieve

she was the ugliest women in the village but even colins toupee would smash its back doors in
colins toupee would have landed that

by lowrider27 August 27, 2025

phil colins

To grab someones neck with one hand while simultaneously forcing the fist of the other hand in to thier anus.

He hasn't been able to walk straight since i gave him that Phil Colins!

by Mufflon July 10, 2014

mental colonoscopy

digging a memory from deep inside the cerebral cortex...almost like pulling it out of your rectum

I can't believe you remembered our childhood phone number...it's like you performed a mental colonoscopy.

by Ed Norton 1313 February 17, 2017

homemade colonoscopy

When someone you know takes a pressure washer and points it up your butt. This is not so affective and is not recommended because of the lack of hygeine. Well at least if you did have cancer it's all over the concrete now.
(Usually used if too lazy to go to the doctor)

Hey, my mom just did a Homemade Colonoscopy on me. Feels great to be cancer free.

by LandCan April 20, 2018

Backwoods Colonoscopy

When a stranger walks into your part of the woods and you proceed to cover your penis with mud,twigs,and dip. Then reach for their colon via anal while yee yeeing to the top of your lungs

Time for your backwoods colonoscopy

by Eskegit May 27, 2021

Hillbilly colonoscopy

When someone pisses in someone else's asshole.

The gym teacher and I performed a hillbilly colonoscopy, and now my asshole burns. At least I’m not constipated anymore.

by MPCSniperPug August 26, 2024