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Dating Coach

Someone, usually very narcissistic and patronizing, who charges lonely and desperate men large sums of money under the guise that they (the coach) can "magically" help the man pick up and attract women by giving advice. Dating coaches especially tend to favor uglier and weaker minded men as "clients".

A lot of the advice given by MOST dating coaches is not very effective (having the opposite results), and is likely to make the man come across as "creepy/stalkerish" or get the man into trouble. Some dating coaches even advise "begging" (ie pedestaling the woman to no return".
"I need a gf-so I am going to sign up for a dating coach"
by Not a Mangina April 19, 2018
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Hamon Clacker Volley

"Hamon Clacker Volley" was an improvised weapon created by Joseph Joestar in his early attempts to battle the Pillar Men. The attack was created by infusing plain American clacker toys with Hamon. The Hamon Clacker Volley is often used as a last resort, and looked down upon by Caesar Zeppeli on the first try. Often used in conjunction with the Joestar Secret Technique.
"I call this move my Hamon Clacker Volley! I start off by filling these little clacker balls here with a bit of Hamon! WOO-HA!"
by thatkid_ March 16, 2020
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Clacking

When a male moves his hips side to side which causes his Penis to hit each leg causing the "Clacking" sound.
"Ricky was the best, Nobody could out clack Ricky"

"Look boys, He is Clacking"
by Jack the Clacker June 18, 2018
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LSU Coaching

No change in game plan even in face of failed strategy.
Fan 1: Why are we still fouling a guy that is hot at the line?

Fan 2: Idk, seems like LSU coaching to me.
by curbyfit January 18, 2012
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Coachella ready

Used to describe slutty alternative/indie clothing, often sarcastically. Based on clothing found at Coachella music festival.
Person 1: Damn, that is one slutty dress
Person 2: *Sarcasm* Coachella Ready!!!
by crazy4pigeons April 13, 2015
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Coach Milo

That moment when you are alone in the locker room and the coach harnesses you by your jock's straps, pins you against the locker and probes your ass beyond his middle digit's second knuckle.
Quarterback: Your game has progressed significantly this year.

Receiver: Thanks to Coach Milo, my focus is strong. Our penetration is deeper than ever.

Quarterback: I remember getting to the third knuckle before I started to excel.
by Eaton Holgoode February 21, 2017
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