When your girlfriend is torn between getting much needed electrolysis on her chest or or breast implants, and goes the implant route first. They're as big as watermelons, but as fuzzy as coconuts
"boy Mrs Sasquatch has some rockin cocomelons goin on!"
"Hey baby, how's about you, me and a bucket of nair and we see what you're hiding under all that?"
"I'd rather get toe fucked by Bigfoot"
"Hey baby, how's about you, me and a bucket of nair and we see what you're hiding under all that?"
"I'd rather get toe fucked by Bigfoot"
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Things you will notice in your kid if you let them watch Cocomelon:
1. An increase in tantrums.
2. Delays in mental development.
3. Withdraw symptoms similar to what a smoker might go through mentally when trying to quit smoking if the child goes for a certain amount of time without watching it.
4. Verbal impairment.
Things you will notice in your kid if you let them watch Cocomelon:
1. An increase in tantrums.
2. Delays in mental development.
3. Withdraw symptoms similar to what a smoker might go through mentally when trying to quit smoking if the child goes for a certain amount of time without watching it.
4. Verbal impairment.
Yeh, I babysat a little girl who watched Cocomelon, and I could hardly understand anything she'd try to say. I'm not being mean when I say she needs to stop watching Cocomelon and begin going to speech therapy so people can understand her. Fuck Cocomelon!
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