Cucumber water

A refreshing drink made by immerging cucumber slices in a large water container.
Mostly availble in nail salons.

*Jimmy filling a cup*
Mrs Nguyen : "Cucumber water for customers only !"

by OpenJowel August 26, 2021

cat vs cucumber

Used as a representation of what happens when your in the middle of nextflix and chill. The cat's reaction to the cucumber is how a girl would react if a boy just whiped it out.

Tiffany: We were half way through netflix and chill and he whipped it out!

Lauren: No way! (Lol's)
Tiffany: Yeah! I was like a cat vs cucumber!
Katie: But did you get some?
Tiffany: Oviiii, he's so hot.

by Loop bug 961 February 2, 2016

cucumbersome

kew-kuhm-ber-suhm adj.

derived from the words cucumber and cumbersome

1. awkward in such a way that only a cucumber could fit.

2. clumsy to the point having all efforts reduced to the skill and tact of a cucumber

her pussy was cucumbersome

he has a cucumbersome navel

that parking looks cucumbersome

by manshaman December 9, 2008

Cucumberbatch

The state of Benedict Cumberbatch when he has become a (or a patch of) cucumber.

1: "Have you been on tumblr recently?"
2:"Yeah, it's been flooded with a load cucumberbatches..."

by Diba102 July 28, 2013

cutting cucumbers

1. The sexual act of a female/male performing fellatio on the male genitalia while nibbling or chewing on the phallus. This could be done using both horizontal and vertical motion, as long as the teeth provide a certain pressure on the phallus. Warning: Do not use in excessive for it may result in a damaged phallus. Act can be performed up until or just past blood trickling out of the phallus.

2. The only know ideal response to being accused of the act of tossing salad

1. My girlfriend is sooo good at cutting cucumbers!!! My phallus is eternally sore.

2. Xavier: Hey Sebastian!! Your mom tosses salad.
Sebastian: Oh yeh??? Well your mom cuts cucumbers

by Starik Hotabich May 24, 2006

cockjumper

a promiscuous girl who switches guys at least once a month.

Guy:You are so a cockjumper,Lindsy!

by tarheel November 30, 2006

cucumber calm

the silence a girl lays in while vegetable deep inside herself with someone home.

Anne Frank had to rely on her cucumber calm while hiding up there in that attic.

by ticklepanties August 20, 2014