Pocktapus

2 arms , 6 pockets , and all the potential in the world .

I can not tattoo you while your a pocktapus on a grandstand roll .

by (CHIEF)Cary June 15, 2023

Drink cocktails round Michael Barrymoore's Swimming Pool

A hilarious rebuke aimed at an individual when they suggest something that you would never, ever do!

Paul: It is almost 10 to 2 in the morning, should we pull those two ugly birds and see what we get?

Pete: Your joking aren't you, I would rather drink cocktails round Michael Barrymoore's swimming pool than shag that monster!

by Johnny 2 Sheds June 8, 2009

Cocktipus

Describing someone who you do not know the gender of. Can not decide if it is a male or female.

Did you see that cocktipus standing in line?

by Chezus October 16, 2011

Virtual cocktails

having drinks with friends, via the phone.

Since we can't meet for drinks because we live in different states, we regularly have virtual cocktails.

by LDog and Court G February 23, 2009

cockapuss

Large, often hairy, North American woman.
Maculine features, usually accompanied with deep voice and mustache.
Often hormonal, and assertive.

"I met my mother in law yesterday"
---"Was she hot?"
"No man, total cockapuss. I thought she was going to eat me!"

by lovinitmtboy July 11, 2007

Chicktapus

A chicken and an octapus mixed.

That chicken/octapus mixed definetly is a chicktapus.

Look at my drawing of this chicktapus.

by Hailstone6394 July 17, 2009

cocktus

when a cactus arm resembles a cock

damn that cactus has a cocktus

by garmac900 November 17, 2011