Cocked

Cocked means when your drunk -more than the average Fucked-Up person.

Symptoms include:

- Eyes as red as tomatoes. aka: Cocked Eyes

- Talking beyond stupid.

- Tripping over furniture AND PEOPLE.

- Bipolar emotions (Love your friends, then

five mins later you hate them).

- Hammering headache/ feel like crap type

of hangover.

Boy 1- "Man your trippin badly"
Victim- "I feel like crap =\"
Boy 2- "You were so wasted at that party"
Girl - "Nah. He was cocked out of his mind. He had all the familiar symptoms of it"

=..8)!

by King of Krack-Kookies ! December 6, 2009

Cock

What a guy uses to get pleased.

Man, I wish you were here so I could put my cock inside of you and fuck you.

by sculpted October 30, 2011

cock

Probably one of the sexiest word to substitute for penis.

My huge, rock-hard, throbbing cock is eight and a half inches long. Really it is!!!!!!

I wanna suck that throbbing cock till you cum on my face.

by Hung Daddy December 28, 2005

That's cock!

From the 1970's meaning that's cool, that's the bomb, that's the shit.

You're getting a new car "That's cock!"

by PoppaG September 27, 2014

cock

The pussy's bestfriend.

When the pussy fell on the puddle, the cock started laughin becuase the cock is happy when the pussy is wet.

by Mary Juana December 28, 2005

Cock

What I love to suck.

MMmm cock is good in my throat.

by Ben Gardner June 29, 2003

cock

What all gurlz need @ least 1 time a night just so they dont have to finger themselves.

I love it when a guy puts his cock in my pussy and just goes deeper and deeper and deeper until i scream with an orgasm

by Chika Loka April 27, 2005