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Cockwombler

Noun - a clumsy delinquent with no sense of presence outside of their own consciousness. In summary, their brain is so mushed and senile, that they spend their days eating green crayons under the impression that it resembles the taste of an apple.

Its origin derived from the early 14th Century, when Peter of Siena stubbed his toe and used the word in aggression to the rock.
"You absolute cockwombler"

"Don't be such as cockwombler"

"Your mum's a cockwombler"
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sergeant Major cockwomble

Miserable male with ex military background and hated by his work colleagues
That ex Army bloke is a right old Sergeant Major Cockwomble
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Cockwombled

Being cockwombled Is often referred to as meaning the same as gobsmacked for example
When Shirley told me she was pregnant I was absolutely cockwombled
by Fatimabollock January 5, 2023
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Cockwomble

A cockwomble is currently leading the Republican nomination
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Cockwomble

Jeremy is a cockwomble
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Cockwomble

The name you use to call a father whose dick starts to get hard when seeing his daughter!
Trump is such a cockwomble!
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Cockwomble

Cockwomble - cock-wom-ble (noun) British for a foolish or obnoxious person. However, Cockwomble took on a whole new meaning in social media when defining an over zealous fan of Meghan Markle. (Meghan Markle, a North American actress who did much of her work on her back and in the front seat of cars, married Henry of Wales on 19 May, 2018)

Cockwomble "Sugars" are often beyond the realm of delusional and obnoxious. They project Meghan Markle as a future Queen Consort, completely ignoring the line of succession. Cockwombles live in a world of make-believe and cosplay. It has been found that most of the Markle Cockwombles are uneducated persons who have no particular life beyond their social media accounts. The vast majority according to many poll rosters suggest that Cockwombles hail primarily from the United States.
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