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cockatile

A variant of the avian species Nymphicus hollandicus (Cockatiel) that is made purely out of granite counter tiles.
"Damn bro, I didn't know you had a pet cockatile!" "Yup! It's a lot of work though. I have to shine him twice a week".
by LegMilkDrinker May 28, 2021
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Cocktail Laugh

An annoying fake laugh perpetrated to make one believe they were amused at your comment.
"Dave's attempt at being funny last night was pretty lame, but no where near as lame as Sarah's stupid cocktail laugh."
by RocketScience August 13, 2016
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Cosby Cocktail

An alcohol beverage prepared with the intent of sexually/physically stimulating the person you intend to take home. The purpose of this beverage is to increase/guarantee one’s chance of successful intercorse. The beverage may contain a substance to enhance or/and cancel the memory of sexual interaction.
I think someone gave me a Cosby cocktail last night because pissing like I had sex all night!
by Imthejoker December 4, 2018
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Dump Cocktail

A mixture of about (1) fully rounded teaspoon of Metamucil with about (8) ounces of water and consumed daily, usually first thing. There is great anecdotal evidence (one data point over 25+years) that great lower bowel health is attained, equivalent to having bowl breaking, volcanic like dumps that are generally only possible by a 19 year old. A must for traveling businessmen (and women) approaching middle age and beyond.
Great Days usually begin with a DC (Dump Cocktail)!
by Club228 June 24, 2021
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Russian Cocktail

A mix of heavily alcoholic vodka, semen, and blood, drinken with Soviet pride.
"Waiter, I'd like a Russian Cocktail."

"Drinking this Russian Cocktail would make Putin proud."
by antiari January 6, 2014
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Trudeau cocktail

Questionable practice of mixing COVID 19 vaccines established in Canada by Trudeau government in attempt to get good vaccination numbers in light of the upcoming 2021elections. COVID vaccines mixology has little to no support by corresponding clinical trials.
Did you get Trudeau cocktail!? Are you crazy?”

“Yes... My first shot was Pfizer and Moderna is my second”
by kosmonaft June 26, 2021
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lindsay lohan cocktail

by dranamous March 22, 2011
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