by LordPiggyinton May 13, 2005
Get the cockpocket mug.Cockjockery is the basic behavior engaged in by people who are termed "cockjockeys." These cockjockeys are similar to their distant cousins, horse jockeys, but while jockeying horses is a strenuous sport and a demanding career, jockeying cocks is mainly an unnecessary exercise in personal degradation and worthless intercourse. It's similar to asshattery and is often confused with it, but there are certain earmarks which distinguish the two, the most common being the desire to loopback the offender in the case of cockjockery, as opposed to the desire to administer a lensmanning/goatseing in the case of asshattery.
Please keep in mind that this is almost never used interchangeably with buttsechs, which can be a physical expression of two people's deep and abiding love for one another.
Please keep in mind that this is almost never used interchangeably with buttsechs, which can be a physical expression of two people's deep and abiding love for one another.
by bone July 20, 2004
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by Frank A. Klith July 11, 2003
Get the Floppy Titty Cocknocker mug."my dear Jeremy, I have decided to finish our relationship because of your inability to commit to me or my feelings. You are truely a cocknocker"
by Don February 12, 2004
Get the cocknocker mug.1. (n.) a whore or slut who enjoys the company of men
2. (n.) the orafice in which someone inserts a penis
2. (n.) the orafice in which someone inserts a penis
by Rich Scalzo & Vin Collotti October 29, 2006
Get the cockdock mug.A nostalgic term used retrospectively for the sock one used to jack off into, before one graduated to paper towels, the toilet, the shower, etc.
Synonym for crusty sock.
Synonym for crusty sock.
Oh gawd, I think I just rediscovered my cocksock under this stack of old clothes. Those were the days ...
by JZ783 July 11, 2016
Get the cocksock mug.Not a compliment. A cock rocket is a person who has risen through the ranks of the asschiefs and has earned the title of "Cock >.>". The "Rocket" part comes in when the dirty hobnocker starts firing shit off from his or her mouth(s) like they are better than you. Jabberjaw much?
Guy: Aww fuck, rejected again...Today isnt my day.
Some Random Fuckface: HA! i bagged three bitches this week and nailed two of them, but hey thats just me.
Guy: As if, everyone knows u got aids and a limp dick you COCKROCKET!
Some Random Fuckface: HA! i bagged three bitches this week and nailed two of them, but hey thats just me.
Guy: As if, everyone knows u got aids and a limp dick you COCKROCKET!
by RaffleWaffle April 22, 2009
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