Cock Blocked

To get cock blocked by another man. An act of desperation made by a loner who will look at no means in order to step up from being a third wheeler in order to prevent you from reaching endless orgasms, so he can then make his move. Also known as pulling a Trivs.

Ferdinand wanted to have a go at blondie but he was cock blocked by Jerome all night. Jerome pulled a trivs on Ferdiand.

by Americanplayboy69 April 6, 2015

cock blocked

1)When a girl's friend gets in the way of you making move on a said girl
2)When a jealous ex gets in the way of you hooking up with thier ex-girlfriend.
3)When some one accidentally gets in the way of you and a hot chick.
4)When a family member gets in the way of you and a hot woman.
5) Something complete asses do because they are jealous or just hate you.

1) man#1.Dude so we where hanging out and stuff and her friend Taylor came up and talked to her the whole time it was a huge cock block.
man#2.Ouch man that sucks.
2)man#1.So we were talking at the party and out of now where Kevin her ex boyfriend from a month ago cock blocked me.
man#2. Ouch man that sucks.
3)man#1. Dude last night i was talking to this hottie and my homie walked up and started talking to me, and i couldn't do anything cause he is my dog and he didn't mean to cock block me.
man#2.Ouch man that sucks.
4)man#1. Dude last night I got cock blocked by my grandmother!
man#2. HAHAHAHAHAHA thats hilarious, your grand mother? hahaha ouch man that, thats hillarious!
5)man#1. Dude last night I was going to get laid and some complete ass walked up and cocked blocked me, If I ever see that ass hole again I'm going to kick his ass.
man#2 Ouch man that sucks.

by It's spelled with two T's! March 14, 2009

cock block

one who prevents the cock from being unleashed upon a woman.

I had a hot girl in the room, but Alex would not quit playing WoW and subsequently became a cock block.

Me: "Alex...girl...in...room.."
Alex: "no, one more raid, there's a hot sorceress in here, i think she wants to get into my pixel pants."

by DeerPark1515 November 12, 2008

cock block

Something that keeps you from getting action.

That bitch scares all the other chicks away! She's a total cock block.

by Batman November 10, 2001

cock block

1. Someone who stops someone from having any type of relationship with someone else due to reasons of jealousy or anger.

2. Someone or something who stops sex from occuring with thier presence, accident or not.

1a. A girl who is ugly and/or fat who has a pretty friend. She stops guys from dating this pretty girl because she thinks 'if I can't, than niether can you'. What a bitch.

1b. A girl who is ugly and fat who got rejected by a man. She then spreads rumours and lies to anyone the man has his eye on trying to get them to reject him. WHAT A BITCH

2. A kid wants to score but his parents are always around, never leaving an opportunity. They are cock blocking.

by Cybernetico January 1, 2005

Cock Block

An ancient Chinese kung fu move which involves a male or a female (hopefully not) whipping out their dick and using it to block a karate chop, hence the name Cock Block. It has the potential to hurt the owner of the dick, but usually ends the fight with the owner of the cock being victorious. This is due to the fact that the other fighter is afraid (usually) of touching the dick, because they don't want to become gay by doing so. If you're fighting a girl.... um i guess you're screwed

Dude 1: Dude I pulled a cock block last night in a fight!

Dude 2: Dude, that's gay.

by Big Chee January 20, 2009

cock block

Any object, person, or idea that has the acute ability to discourage sex.

I was SO for it, but she said she was saving herself for Jesus. Shit, religion can be a cock block.

by King Oyster Smash December 31, 2010