coming down with something

To catch or show symptoms of an illness

My head is so stuffed up, I think I'm coming down with something

by LJS Meat Sweats December 22, 2017

got nothing coming

You have got nothing to look forward to" or "Nobody owes you anything".

-Yo, badge, I gotta use the phone
-Sure. You want a pizza an pedicure too?
- I gotta call my girl. She's expecting my call.
- Put a sock in it. You got nothing coming.
- No, no, no, man! No, man!

by Rimas79 November 3, 2013

you got nothin’ coming!

Often repeated mantra of custody officers in response to requests from incarcerated folks.

Go back to your inmate hole, ‘cause you got nothin’ coming!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 8, 2019

the chickens are coming home to roost

An expression that means that a person is about to pay for their mistakes or bad deeds, similar to "what goes around comes around".

The chickens are coming home to roost, Bobby Boucher. You'll reap the fruit of your selfish ways. You're gonna lose all your fancy foosball games, and you're gonna fail your big exam, because school is THE DEVIL!

by Nick D April 3, 2004

coming apart

A phrase derived from the fascinating high school course, "Coming Apart: The US in the 1960s." The phrase is remarkably successful at irritating others when injected constantly into conversation especially when its use does not make sense. Potatoes and anchors are particularly sensitive to the phrase and exhibit signs of repulsion and are prone to violent behavior upon hearing it.

Person A: Dude, your shoelace is undone. It's coming apart.
Person B: What the heck?
Person A: Your understanding of what I'm saying is coming apart.
Person B: Shut up.
Person A: It looks like our friendship is coming apart.
Person B: Dude shut up.
Person A: Your ability to use words longer than one syllable is coming apart.
(Person B punches Person A)
Person A: My blood vessels are coming apart.

by InThe1960s February 28, 2009

combing the cat

when a woman masturbates with a comb

guy: hey bro i saw your girl combing the cat last night if you know what i mean

guy 2: dang bro

by obamaishitler October 23, 2011

codingasm

an explosive discharge of intense excitement and elation at the moment your code has finally compiled/been debugged after working at it for a long period of time; akin to the feeling of an orgasm during sexual activity

I had a codingasm last night when the function I was writing in Python finally worked!

by twong808 March 29, 2012