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coat show 

Exuberant display of your resplendent coat of fur meant to impress and let people know how cool you are.
That seal just put on a great coat show!
coat show by kyprtr September 7, 2018

Coat-Tail Rider 

Someone who hangs around popular or famous people to gain their fans and friends.

The Coat-Tail rider will do anything to please whoever they are clinging to to remain in their spot light.

When the person they're coat tail riding isn't popular anymore, they move on to someone else.

They can do this in person, on twitter or any social networking site.
Girl 1- "Did you see Demi Lovato and Miley Cyrus hanging out recently? I thought Demi's bff was Selena."
Girl 2- "Well that's because She's a coat-tail rider. She hangs around Miley and Jonas because she'll get more offers if she's linked to them."

"That girl used to work at a grocery store, but she became this guys biggest coat-tail rider and earned a job as an assistant to his fashion designer sister."

coat hanger 

the other alternative to birth control. poor mans bitrh control
when she told me she was pregnant , i ran to my closet grabbed a hanger and fixed that problem right up
coat hanger by gus gus February 25, 2004

coat rack 

The girls who don't know anything about punk rock, but have punk rock boyfriends, and they go to the shows and hold their coats and jackets

Coat-tailer 

Someone who rides off the coat tails of someone else to climb the 'proverbial' ladder - career, social, etc.
A coat-tailer is someone who only dates/marries or hangs around people of a certain status, (ie. salary, profession, social standing), who aspires to get the good life without earning it themselves.
Coat-tailer by LfNG December 11, 2013

Coat Hanger Masterbater

One who strokes his weiner in the closet
"wheres zak?"
"i dont know... think hes coat hangin in the closet?"
Coat Hanger Masterbater by ashley November 13, 2004