Coach Z

A crazy man from a different country who has a weird accent, sleeps in a locker room, and always is looking for a chance to start a nice, long verse of his hip-hop single, "these people try to fade me!"

Coach Z: the king's gone mad with power! he's tryin' to eat the chort! JOOORRRBB!

by IRS."It Really Sucks" November 19, 2003

Coach Mike

Coach Mike is a bald, loud , annoying homosexual with 10 foot earlobes.

"God dammit Ramon, pull your head out of your ass! My name is Coach Mike!"

by richyoungprodigy March 9, 2017

Coach Carter

(Basketball) When shooting an open three-pointer on a fast break rather than taking an easy layup. Inspired by a movie of the same name.

"Coach Carter!" Swoosh. Stupid, but bold.

by Dr. Heywood Floyd January 10, 2009

Coach Amy

A woman who scare children for fun. She knows where they live and enjoys stalking them. When a child is crying in pain, she laughs. Evil. It kinda burns your eyes to look at her. Viewer discretion is advised.

The code-name of any sports coach who you don't like. It's a good code-name because the actual coach will have no idea.

Girl one: "eww our tennis coach is a real coach amy!"
Girl two: "Ikr! she totes burns my eyeballs"

by professersnuggles November 21, 2010

Coach Barnes

A big grumpy ass nigga, who does no type of shit.
Looks like a bowling ball attached to a donut.

Coach Barnes is a bitch ass nigga

by Huge D ass nigga April 26, 2017

Coach Penny

A god damn bear who makes you do 2 picture puzzles before you can play a game.

DAMN, STOP BEING SUCH A COACH PENNY AND LET ME PLAY!

by YouLikeTeabags? October 17, 2017

Coach Shoup

Coach Shoup is the real name of Coach Joshua Roberts of Keokuk,Iowa.

"Man, Coach Shoup looks like he could bench 7 plates right now "

by TraceHackaday21 November 14, 2018