Clastered

The state of being plastered yet classy about it.

"Hey Peter, why are you putting on a tie? It's Friday Night! Go get plastered!"
"Déclassé monsieur, tonight I'm getting clastered"

by DangerJames October 28, 2011

clusterfuck trifecta

This is the perfect storm of government, in which there is simultaneous failure of all three levels of government: local, state, and federal.

The handling of the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina in New Orleans was a clusterfuck trifecta par excellence.

by Duckbutt July 26, 2006

Friend-o-caust

The event that happens every 2-3 months when you realize you don't like or talk to half of the people you are friends with on Facebook and systematically delete them.

Guy 1: Man I don't even remember adding half of these people

Guy 2: I guess it's time to start a Friend-o-caust

by A helpful Platypus April 25, 2011

CLIST

Acronym for Cunt Lick Induced Sore Throat

Phil gets CLIST periodically

by andy1 October 9, 2004

Clustershart

A gathering of continuous sharts. Like artillery in your pants.

Did you see John's clustershart aftermath?

by bastont July 23, 2009

Clustration

The impact of a cluster fuck situation. The annoyance one feels when a situation is disorganized, contains too many idiots or lacks common sense.

Usually experienced at work, parties or social circles.

John – “Can you believe people found out they had new bosses by reading an announcement about organizational changes?”

Jane – “Yeah, that division is a total clustration!!!”

by myahyvette July 6, 2010

clusterfucklet

Clusterfucklet - (noun) official management term to describe something not quite so catastrophic as a true Clusterfuck, but certainly exhibiting more clusterfuckiness than a mere ballsup.

The clusterfucklet reported in the morning didn't bring the ENTIRE system down, but enough to cause some shouty emails in various directions

by tangentc June 2, 2016