foot clunging

to stick ones foot up a womans clunge (vagina/minge/clout/pussy/fuckhole). usually resulting in a sticky foot, a monster orgasm and a pussy that resembles a hippos yawn.

"oh we tried foot clunging last night it was class!"

by wastedwill December 29, 2011

Clunge Clog

The act of preventing a woman from achieving her desire of getting with someone by any means necessary, or indeed unnecessary.

The female equivalent of a cock block, if you will.

Person 1: Hey, look Aimee's dancing with that guy, should we move away?

Person 2: Why don't we grind up against him instead? That will surely clunge clog her!

by gonzo89cb October 17, 2009

Clunge bill

A clunge bill is the amount of money you spend on your woman.

Damn! My clunge bill is high this month, the cinema, the restaurant and all that lingerie for her.

by Stabs McCoy August 10, 2012

Clunge Hammer

Penis, dick, that what you stick in clunge.

I rammed my clunge hammer right up your mums fanny.

by GratteBruvver November 26, 2010

Clunge gunge

A sticky liquid which lubricates the walls of the vagina which is produced during sexual arousal.

After fingering her i subtly wiped her Clunge gunge on the pillow case.

by JHRW May 16, 2008

Clunge Nugget

The female version of smegma! Often related to a stinky woman, with a rotten minge or a slut.

Shut up you clunge nugget!

by kitty jacks November 15, 2010

clunge-plunger

A sex toy for women that is designed to be plunged (see thrusted, shoved or inserted) into the clunge (abbr. clit, cunt and minge) or general clunal (see clunge) area for the purposes of vaginal stimulation or for making your friends look gay while they are asleep.

Alright lovely, you look ace there all tied up with nowhere to go. I'm going to take your clunge-plunger and plunge your clunge like tomorrow never died.

by Quinapulus October 03, 2010