Clunge Hammer

Penis, dick, that what you stick in clunge.

I rammed my clunge hammer right up your mums fanny.

by GratteBruvver November 28, 2010

Clunge gunge

A sticky liquid which lubricates the walls of the vagina which is produced during sexual arousal.

After fingering her i subtly wiped her Clunge gunge on the pillow case.

by JHRW May 15, 2008

Clunge Nugget

The female version of smegma! Often related to a stinky woman, with a rotten minge or a slut.

Shut up you clunge nugget!

by kitty jacks November 18, 2010

Clunge-smashing

A game adopted by men, usually when inherrently intoxicated, where the aim is to sleep with (clunge-smash)as many females as they can in one day. The winner is the male who has smashed the most clunge within the space of 24 hours!

The time span can be altered, for example if on holiday, or away at university.

Dan: "Mate, you want to go clunge-smashing tonight?"

Barrington: "I would but i'm already playing..."

by Ragasshoe May 21, 2009

clunge-plunger

A sex toy for women that is designed to be plunged (see thrusted, shoved or inserted) into the clunge (abbr. clit, cunt and minge) or general clunal (see clunge) area for the purposes of vaginal stimulation or for making your friends look gay while they are asleep.

Alright lovely, you look ace there all tied up with nowhere to go. I'm going to take your clunge-plunger and plunge your clunge like tomorrow never died.

by Quinapulus October 4, 2010

Clunge Sponge

British underground derogative and humorous term for a designer beard.

Made famous by Jack Whitehall on British TV program QI (episode: J06-Joints).

Man (pointing at his face): Oy babes, check this out! I call it the clunge sponge!

clunge beard metrosexual peacocking qi

by saintsebastian January 9, 2013

Clunge pit

A lap dancing venue where the girls give fully naked dances, as opposed to only topless dances (i.e. those found at a "titty bar"). Such venues are often publicised less and more conspicuously placed than the average "titty bar" (i.e located down seedy back-alleys).

1) We went to a clunge pit on Gary's stag night.

2) I could have blown my inheritance in that clunge pit last night.

by Arisutea May 18, 2009