Clumsy

Adj. Poorly co-ordinated. Bumbling ninny.

Blind People

Jack: "Pass the that plate please."
CRASH
Jack: "Oh you clumsy blind twat!"

by Jeffrey Douglas November 5, 2006

clumpnugget

a person who is dumb. ; One who is ablivious to everything.

"you're a clumpnugget"

by realthinker November 17, 2011

Clumper Muff

A woman who has such a hairy pussy that through tight cotton spandex it appears that she may have a cock and balls.

It that girl packing meat, or is that simply a stubborn Clumper Muff??

by AD218 August 28, 2008

Clumsy

When someone is talented enough to fall both up and down the stairs and not hurt themselves severely. Can also be associated with people who run into walls, parked cars, moving cars, poles, and the like.

When Sara Ashley walked into a parked car everyone laughed and called her clumsy.

by racerchickie March 10, 2009

Clumpy Cum

The viscous ejaculation from a dehydrated man, that looks more like glue than cum

Baby, no one likes clumpy cum .... have a drink

by Darryl Warren February 26, 2007

clumber

to be squished or walked into abruptly

"Hey jerk, watch where your fucking walking, you almost clumbered me"

by Dalice <3 December 9, 2008

clumsy heart

when you fall for someone way to easily

"i turn and trip on my clumsy heart (i always trip) on my clumsy heart" --The Matches

by John Katards May 20, 2009