Velvet Cloud

when a guy and a girl both have untrimmed pubes.
in the act of sex when their pubes combine creating the velvet cloud

"she had a massive bush and when mine connected we were floating on the velvet cloud"

by Velvet warrior September 30, 2012

The Cloud

A Web server or servers that are not understood by the user of the term.

What do you mean it won't work? I can just send it to The Cloud, can't I? THE CLOUD?

by RickDeluxe June 30, 2015

cloudcuckoolander

A person with extremely eccentric/odd behavior and mannerisms that are seemingly oblivious to the world around them, to the extent that it seems like they are from another planet. They are simultaneously retards and geniuses, at once both completely insane and utterly lucid. They can be very awesome, due to their general uniqueness and different way of thinking. They can also be very annoying, due to the fact that, while they are physically on Earth, they are, mentally, paying a visit to their Martian relatives.
The word "cloudcuckoolander" was coined by TVTropes Wiki.

Alice: Timmy just finished telling me how he accidentally turned his bedroom into the Mendelbrot set.

Bob: That guy's an EPIC cloudcuckoolander. Just go with it.

by Mr Frog February 4, 2010

reverse mushroom cloud

The act of evacuating one's bowels so quickly and violently that the debris forms a mushroon cloud in the toilet.

We ate at that new mexican restaurant and when I came home I dropped a reverse mushroom cloud in the toilet.

by mikeyhonda January 16, 2005

Cloud Rap

Cloud Rap refers to a form of hip hop whose distinguishing features include dreamlike beats (which often use wordless vocal samples, where singers harmonize or hold long notes, to produce a majestic, dream like effect) and abstracted, sometimes deliberately absurd, lyrics that make little to no sense.

Samuel: I want a new form a hip hop that is like lo-fi but doesn’t sound as bad

Kyle: Just listen to some cloud rap, dude

Samuel: The hell is that?

Kyle: It’s the type of shit you’d hear while dreaming, or some shit

by Cozoo September 21, 2017

Cloud Cover

smegma or similar cheese-funk found around a bellend. Often discovered after not having washed for a while, or have slept with a skank

Pulling your foreskin back to discover a white-cheese like film.
Wah funk-dis cloud cover. i gotta get me some bath bashment

by kroydawg January 20, 2009

cloud

a white thing in the sky that rains

by KinCryos August 20, 2003