stage seven clinger

above stage six clinger, the girl who's virginity was taken by you and wont give up the fact that the relationship wont ever exist, yet she tries to be friends with every girl you try to hook up with and won't leave you alone

m: yo bro, your girl is creepin me out

j: yeah i know bro, she is a straight stage seven clinger

by brobrohoe May 9, 2011

Stage Six Clinger

A member of the opposite sex that has become overly attached, overly fast, despite barely having made your acquaintance. There is no hope.

What do you mean she has sent 10 texts over 6 days that you have not replied to ?!?! You must be joking!!! She sounds like a stage six clinger!

by dress pants and wife beater August 20, 2014

vennessa cloninger

funny ass girl and she's the plug don't let her fool you. plus she's pretty asf!!!! and her nickname is finnessa cloneanigga.

vennessa cloninger is the biggest plug you will meet

by yo its the pothead November 15, 2017

clan clinger

An ex boyfriend or girlfriend who refuses to go away through clinging to his or her relationship with your family members (your "clan").

"Jon is a total clan clinger- I bet he tries to date your sister just to get on your nerves!"

by HeroHandy May 7, 2019

Stage 5 clinger

Cameron Curtis.

“I just met her and I think I love her bro.
Stop being a stage 5 clinger, get out your feels!”

by YourfavBish April 4, 2022

clinger

A hard booger that won't let go of the inside of your nose. Excessively annoying due to its size, and the fact that whenever you inhale you feel it rubbing against your nostril. Removal usually results in bleeding.

Not to be confused with a klingon.

If you have a clinger while in public or on a date, it's best to grin and bear it.
Heading into the bathroom to remove it will only embarrass you worse, as you will return with several wads of paper towels, trying to stop the bleeding.

by STJosh May 20, 2007

Stage Five Clinger

A super hot woman who is very clingy and demands freaky sex constantly.

"Dude stage five clinger just text me again, she wants me to spit in her mouth."
"dude what the fuck?"

"But she's soo hot!"

by rockstar696969696 September 17, 2012