Clit Clogging

The girl you are persuing's fat friend tells her not to get with you... Basically the female version of a "cock block".

Stephanie's friend totally is clit clogging me tonight, I guess its goin to be me and my right hand man tonight!

by John Agony October 31, 2007

clogged up

a vagina with a penis inside it.

Aah it felt bhum when I was clogged up.

You should have seen the face she was making when she was clogged up.

by skeenster April 14, 2010

clog wog

An Australian term for someone of Dutch heritage. Used by mostly Anglo Saxon Australians. May be interoperated as racist, but is not considered racist by most Australians including Dutch-Australians. Comes from the term "wog", used for people of Italian or Greek heritage is considered racist (unless used by wogs themselves), however nowadays any term containing the term "wog" is becoming more casual and acceptable amongst the Generation Y.

"Hey look it's Rafael...the clog wog!"

by pete446 June 24, 2006

cum-clog

After masturbation when semen starts to thicken and dry in the head of a mans penis, and he attempts to urinate and is surprised by an uncontrollable stream of piss.

So I whacked off in the shower, and when I got out and went to take a piss, I accidentally pissed on my foot due to a cum-clog.

by Nexrow November 4, 2003

wiffle-clogs

The alternate name for the most hideous footware since earth-shoes, Crocs.

Hey did you see that dirt-bag hippie wearing the tie-dye wiffle-clogs drooling. What a tool!

by AstrgldepdxJack May 1, 2008

tubes are clogged

A network congestion problem affecting one or more websites on the Internets. See also tubes.

Coined after Senator Ted Stevens described the internet as a series of tubes.

Argh! I can't play Counter-Strike tonight, the tubes are clogged!

by Chad H July 25, 2006

Clogging Clam

A turd that leads into a more liquified shit.

I thought I was done shitting, but it was just a clogging clam, I was having the runs for hours

by t3mikehere December 2, 2009