clive barker

an author of hauntingly, disturbed horror novels which overthrow the awe of reading a Stephen King novel.

Clive Barker bringeth severe evil from the ink of his pen.

clive barker by Ixy July 29, 2003

Clive Barnes 

A delusional singer/songwriter that refuses to accept their mediocrity.

Also, to Barnes it, is to deny being ginger, when in fact, ginger.

Ah man, did you see that dude singing in the bar last night? Total Clive Barnes.

He was Barnes-ing it, even when his pants were down, displaying ginger pubes aplenty!

Clive Barnes by bigcountry77 January 4, 2012

clive barkering 

The art of throwing one's semen at rapid speed.

"After playing Cliver Barker's undying, I wanted to dabble in the skill that is; Clive Barkering."

clive barkering by drewkulele September 23, 2015

Clive Barker

The verbal representation of an uncontrollable, white hot, ground shaking, squirt inducing dirty climax.

(n): That was amazing - I just had a Clive Barker.
(v): That cheesecake was dirty as hell...I think I just Clive Barkered.

Clive Barker by Saetia March 6, 2010

Clive Barkering 

Repeatedly grabbing your semen the moment you ejaculate and throwing it at someone/something.

I was Clive Barkering all over my hallway last night because I thought I could exorcise ghosts with my cum.

Clive Barkering by Creela September 22, 2015

Clive Barkering 

When you cum into your hand, and throw it into someone's face, a.k.a seagulling

"Dude, my friend and I stayed up all night Clive Barkering each other"
"That's gross, bro."

Clive Barkering by Batman43 September 22, 2015

Clive Woody 

The finest Rugby Troll the Internet has ever known. Terror of league fans across the World Wide Web. Undefeated across 10 message boards. He has OWNED more league fans than any other before him. A Legend in his time.
:-)

Clive Woody owned everybody on the RLWC 2000 message board
Clive Woody owned everybody on the TRL message board
Clive Woody owned everybody on the RLFans.com message board
Clive Woody owned everybody on the 13World.com message board
Clive Woody owned everybody on the League Unlimted message board
Etc....

Clive Woody by Terry Giles November 9, 2007