The act of using a condom that is made of cling wrap when there is no condoms available to fuck yo bitch and forshiz.
My bitch wanted me to have anal sex with her but i ain't got no condoms. I didn't wana get shit on my dick so i used some plastic wrap to make a cling wrap condom to protect my wang from poo germs!
by Azamatbagidov September 15, 2009
Get the Cling Wrap Condom mug.A member of the opposite sex that is likely to become overly attached, overly fast. Virgins, those on the rebound, and the emotionally fragile are more likely to have this term applied to them. Orignally from the movie Wedding Crashers.
We need to get Nick away from that chick. She's a stage five clinger.
We've got a stage five clinger situation. I need someone running interference on the blonde behind me, now.
I nailed that chick last weekend and seriously regret giving her my number - I'm getting 2 or 3 calls a day. I think what we've got ourselves here is a stage five clinger.
We've got a stage five clinger situation. I need someone running interference on the blonde behind me, now.
I nailed that chick last weekend and seriously regret giving her my number - I'm getting 2 or 3 calls a day. I think what we've got ourselves here is a stage five clinger.
by Dan Everett April 26, 2006
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Mexican phrase with various meanings:
1. "oh fuck" also "ay que la chingada" meaning "ah fuck-in-A man"
2. "get that fuckin' thing out of here" (the chingada is a very horrible place, so the translation is literally "to the horrible fucking place" but contextually means "get that fucking thing out of here" as in "send that thing or situation to fucking hell"
3. "vete a la chingada" is a strong insult meaning "send yourself to that horrible fucking place dirtier then the most horrible dirtiness and nasty nastiness, that's right - "the chingada" Man, don't you get this yet?
4. "well fuck" as in "well fuck, my tire's blown, guess I gotta walk" = "ah la chingada, ya se chingo' mi llanta, supongo que tengo que caminar hasta la chingada"
5. "really, really, really fucking far" as in "dude I had to go to the chingada to get my suppositories and they hurt like the chingada"
1. "oh fuck" also "ay que la chingada" meaning "ah fuck-in-A man"
2. "get that fuckin' thing out of here" (the chingada is a very horrible place, so the translation is literally "to the horrible fucking place" but contextually means "get that fucking thing out of here" as in "send that thing or situation to fucking hell"
3. "vete a la chingada" is a strong insult meaning "send yourself to that horrible fucking place dirtier then the most horrible dirtiness and nasty nastiness, that's right - "the chingada" Man, don't you get this yet?
4. "well fuck" as in "well fuck, my tire's blown, guess I gotta walk" = "ah la chingada, ya se chingo' mi llanta, supongo que tengo que caminar hasta la chingada"
5. "really, really, really fucking far" as in "dude I had to go to the chingada to get my suppositories and they hurt like the chingada"
1. Ay que la chingada!
Oh fuck-in-A, man!
2. A la chingada con eso!
Get that fuckin' thing out of here.
-or-
Doesn't your boss want you to work
tonight?
A la chingada with him. (Fuck 'im.)
3. Vete a la chingada!
Where exactly is the chingada located?
OK, I'll give you direcciones, senor,
first you reach your fist up your
asshole, then you scream like the
chingada! Now you're there.
4. Ah la chingada (holy fuck) tu eres
Shakira, no es asi? (you're Shakira,
holy fucking chingada!)
5. This post is as long as the chingada.
Oh fuck-in-A, man!
2. A la chingada con eso!
Get that fuckin' thing out of here.
-or-
Doesn't your boss want you to work
tonight?
A la chingada with him. (Fuck 'im.)
3. Vete a la chingada!
Where exactly is the chingada located?
OK, I'll give you direcciones, senor,
first you reach your fist up your
asshole, then you scream like the
chingada! Now you're there.
4. Ah la chingada (holy fuck) tu eres
Shakira, no es asi? (you're Shakira,
holy fucking chingada!)
5. This post is as long as the chingada.
by Ryan, dog, Ryan February 3, 2009
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by Harry December 17, 2003
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feeling defeated "fuck it!"
This is Bullshit or Crap,
feeling defeated "fuck it!"
This is Bullshit or Crap,
by earwax August 7, 2006
Get the chingators mug.A girl or guy that is desperate for attention from the person they have attached to. These people will do anything to be with that person. Usually, this is really (fucking) annoying, and pathetic. A guy is called a clingy-bitch by his friends. A girl is called a clingy-bitch, usually by the guy she is dating.
Clingy-bitches can also attach to objects: Clothes, cars etc.
Clingy-bitches can also attach to objects: Clothes, cars etc.
Man: That clingy-bitch doesn't do shit without his wife.
Women: She's a clingy-bitch. She so clingy, she still on me when I'm limp.
"That clingy-bitch keeps calling me. Don't she know I got more than one hoe?"
"Dude, Jim doesn't hang out with us anymore man..."
"Yea, that clingy-bitch is always messing with his car."
"Ah, that's straight, he was a pretty sweet ride."
Women: She's a clingy-bitch. She so clingy, she still on me when I'm limp.
"That clingy-bitch keeps calling me. Don't she know I got more than one hoe?"
"Dude, Jim doesn't hang out with us anymore man..."
"Yea, that clingy-bitch is always messing with his car."
"Ah, that's straight, he was a pretty sweet ride."
by JohnR. May 26, 2008
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