Climate Change denial

Something braindead retards and boomers created because they don't want to admit that their generation fucked up the earth for the rest of humanity. They tend to lack any evidence possible and believe the 3% of scientists. Their brains have been deformed and intoxicated from all the co2 they have ingested, when asked to give evidence they will shout, bring lumps of coal to parliament and down gasoline. Reasons for being a climate change denier include, being lazy, greedy ass fat fucks in their mansions and refusing to admit their mistakes despite the clear evidence to support that this is a real and serious issue.

dumbass: Climate change is crap! because I'm too lazy and too stupid to see reason.

intelligent person: Ok boomer

climate change denial in practice

by king-juju December 10, 2019

Climate Change

A real fucking thing that is happening right now!

Don't listen to all of the bullshit saying that Climate Change isn't real because it fucking is.

by Dubiks November 10, 2018

climate candy

a sustainable sweet made from upcycled fruits and vegetables. Is utilized as a single delivery item to solve the climate crisis by preventing food waste; the third largest emitter of greenhouse gases. Climate candy is good for people and the planet. Thus making both healthy choices and climate impact more accessible.

Every time you eat climate candy, you are the healthiest version of yourself and the planet.

by PurePlus November 30, 2021

Climate Change

Something that exists and is a problem, but it will not cause the world to end, even though some people are stupid enough to say such garbage.

While Climate Change significantly alters temperatures, it's not even just a weather issue, it's also a health issue.

by PhoenixGamer34 November 1, 2022

Climate changer

Climate changer is a person who makes a constant effort to help the earth stop Global warming and climate change.

Ie. recycling, using less/no plastic or water bottles. Less electricity, less wasting, more gardening and becoming self-sufficient.

Friend: Hey look that guy is sooo cute!

Me: Yeah but he just littered. Nobody likes a size 12 carbon footprint

Friend: yeah you’re right I’m looking for a climate changer anyways.

by Urban bath bomb August 6, 2019

climate change

commonly referred to in speech as: "O NO CLIMAT CHANG"
real climate change:
winter
spring
summer
fall

fact: if there was no climate change the earth would be a stagnate climate and die.

blahblehblahblahblehblahblahblehblahblahblehblah climate change

by nonsense man January 25, 2023

climatesciencenews

A website purely made for the people with the sole purpose to put up their theories about climate change being a hoax. Doing so without backed information, with infowars 'research' and with their google search on other conspiracy and non official websites.

In a nutshell climatesciencenews.com is a place where people act like they're scientists.

Don't link me an article from climatesciencenews, they don't even know what they're talking about.

by SaltyPirateDavy November 6, 2019