climate change

Humans are the only species arrogant wnough to think they have the power to change the climate. Claiming that humans created or could fix global warming is like claiming that humans created or could have fixed the most recent ice age. With or without us, the planet will warm and cool, and the climate will fluctuate like day and night, yin and yang, or any other form of duality people can think of.

The world doesn't need us for climate change to happen naturally. Perhaps we are here to make things worse, and not to pretend we are saving the planet, because we never were. Perhaps we are here to make chemicals. Everyone is part of the problem, so why wouldn't we be here for that reason?

by The Original Agahnim November 1, 2021

Climate change

This will affect every single human being living on this planet. Please understand that we can’t just say thank u, next and leave it to the next generation!

Climate change will kill us in around 12 years time...we need to change this or you’ll soon be telling everyone your goodbyes

by buteralovhes May 23, 2019

Climatic

The exciting twist, action, or event that is shocking and surprising.

The end of the movie was very climatic

by iusedtobegreen June 11, 2011

climate change

The antithesis to global warming

While global warming is a tinfoil conspiracy theory climate change, because it has existed before I was born- a d will continue to exist after I die- is real.

by Sexydimma June 29, 2017

climacting

verb, \kli-mak-ting\

The act of faking sexual climax, or orgasmic moment

"Did you even cum last night with Jim?"

"Give me a break, I was just climacting"

by godless_brother February 18, 2014

Climatic Anxiety

Anxiety one gets when a climax approaches them, without clothing, wielding an unregistered butter knife.

“Holy shit dude! Call the police, I just had really bad Climatic Anxiety!”

by Paradoxically August 23, 2018

Climaticalphericallevelagealafacationavolcanicaltechtanicadifferalspherealpredictionalisticaltionism

The effects volcanic and tech tonic activity have on exoplanets.

The scientist was studying the Climaticalphericallevelagealafacationavolcanicaltechtanicadifferalspherealpredictionalisticaltionism on the surface of the distant planet.

by Amazing Words May 2, 2021