cold-clocked

When someone puts a clock in your freezer as a joke and you don't find it until weeks later.

Two weeks ago I had a party, and just this morning discovered that I was cold-clocked!

by Flarkington April 27, 2010

clocked

Recorded, Timed. Usually referring to the speed/time of a motor vehicle.

"The cop clocked me at 230km/h in my new skyline."

by Diego September 9, 2003

Alarm Clocked

When a man puts his penis between a woman's breasts then moves it back and forth like the hammer between the bells on an old fashioned alarm clock.

Brenda's boobes were so big that she needed to have them alarm clocked.

by Little_White_Dragon January 18, 2013

Clocked

clocked as in you want to clock a new friend/sexual partner.

"so dave you going to clock jenny tonight"
"i already clocked her"

by P.Kong October 18, 2009

clocked

to get clocked is to get caught out. mostly used to suggest being caught out by boydem, though also family, or partners. lol

"she clocked onto you nicely..."

"i used to shot until boydem clocked me"

by §håÐðw May 21, 2004

Clocked in

This phrase is used when you are accompanied by fellow friends in a hottub at night.

This hottub is so nice, Jimmy! We are clocked in.

by Your-friends May 24, 2017

clocked

To be called out on what you're trying to hide.

Say a tranny's walking down Polk St. and you notice some five o'clock shadow and you're all "tranny, PLEASE!" And thusly, said tranny is CLOCKED.

Alternate forms: Clock; clockage; clockable; clock-worthy; clock around the clock

by Parker Day January 11, 2009