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cleveland hoes

A three-syllable term used to describe females living in Cleveland,OH with certain traits.

These traits include "Thirst-Trapping" via social media,then calling the trap victims thirsty. Paternity trapping,then calling the fathers dead beats,while living off of child support or a county check,Section 8,Food Stamps,specialized welfare programs and their 20-30hr per week,minimum wage - 10/hr job ,all while claiming to be "independent". Most of these females view an STNA certificate as a degree as well. You can usually spot them by tax time balling,where they either buy a used car that lasts all of 6 months or a new car with a note they can only afford for three months,before it's repossessed,buy themselves multiple bundles of weave,outfits and shoes,pay for their "Vegas girls trip" while only buyung their children 2 outfits and either spiderman or frozen shoes depending on the gender. They are also prone to telling every new man they sleep with that they haven't had sex in three months,they have most likely had sex with one or more of your friends,and are card-carrying clinic members who regularly have to take antibiotics for STDs. They are never truthful about who they are sleeping with,how many men they are sleeping with,and the ones they do usually claim are ones they say have "swag" and are on the DL. They are also prone to putting you in jail,then hashtagging "free (your name)" as if they weren't responsible.
by Dub-X Tha General January 30, 2017
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clevielle

A tiny girl that likes to make cranes.
Wow. She is a Clevielle.
by jumpiecattttt March 1, 2018
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Cleveland cock gobbler

One who can effortlessly open their throat and swallow down a cock while simultaneously rolling there tongue along with fluttering the throat which then produces the sound of a turkey gobbling
She was known around parma as the best Cleveland cock gobbler There was
by Jnasty praise money June 13, 2018
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Cleveland Coffee

When someone takes the straw from their iced coffee and shoves it up their ass. Then someone else sucks the coffee from the 1st parties dick
I was so thirsty today i drank a cleveland coffee from my uncle.
by Flickerstick182 September 11, 2019
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Boxing Clever

To use inventive thinking above all other attributes in order to achieve an end goal.
Everyone thought that Tina would lose the debate for exposing her vulnerable side but her victory proves she was boxing clever.
by RogerRoger March 17, 2008
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clever sleazoid

1. The Best single by the JROCK band DIR EN GREY.

2. The Best song from the Clever Sleazoid album.

Lyrics:
Wake up you’re dead

Doing meaningless shit over and over
I’m just a third-rated star covered in blood
See the prince on the rocking horse, his polishied face looks cool
I’m just gonna spill my guts on you

*Under the name of Justice
You can’t break my soul
Under the name of Justice
Kill yourself
Think, you moran
Fall out of line you cockroach

Right, left, front, and back, it overflows with despair and pain
They say this anger, this emotion, and this passion is all a lie
Wither…
I’m not even trying to justify myself

* Repeat

** The dark dark Sunday, the blood stains
You can’t save yourself
The dark dark Sunday, the blood stains
One day I will fuck your parents

This is the last time
Welcome to the garden of destruction

koe mo denai kurai ni...
sonna ima ni hitori to kidzuk

The night is cold and long
The night sky is deep and wide

The Dark Dark Sunday, the blood stains
You can't save yourself
The dark dark Sunday, the blood stains
One day I will fuck your parents
Dir en grey Pwnz.

Clever Sleazoid scared children. ^_^
by XVILLAINX November 1, 2006
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Cleveland in the Middle

When a group of big dudes surrounds a small girl and grind on her. A birthday celebration tradition common in Cleveland.
It is that girl's birthday, lets give her some Cleveland in the middle.

All I want for my birthday is some Cleveland in the Middle
by BigArn March 2, 2011
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