Pronounced 'Clegg-ed'. A verb that describes the state of being removed to a Purveyor of fine ales for the purchase and consumption of alcoholic victuals against ones will.
This takes place in the sure knowledge that it is not a good idea, that 'her in-doors' will not be best pleased and that you will most likely end up sleeping in the porch.
This takes place in the sure knowledge that it is not a good idea, that 'her in-doors' will not be best pleased and that you will most likely end up sleeping in the porch.
"Ouchh, my head is killing me, how did I end up sleeping in the porch, bugger I must have been clegged last night".
"John you coming for a beer or 10"
John - "No I have to be home at 7, the mother-in-law is coming round"
"Come on you know you want to"
John - "Yeh alright, it makes sense, now I'll tell her I was clegged"
Her "Where are you, you were meant to be home at 6"
Victim "Allo darling, don't worry I've been clegged"
"John you coming for a beer or 10"
John - "No I have to be home at 7, the mother-in-law is coming round"
"Come on you know you want to"
John - "Yeh alright, it makes sense, now I'll tell her I was clegged"
Her "Where are you, you were meant to be home at 6"
Victim "Allo darling, don't worry I've been clegged"
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Not sure if this applies to Windows
Not sure if this applies to Windows
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From - (An Officer and a Squaddie 1982.)
Taff;
“Mate, what’s the score with Troopy Mary? You seemed to really like her on BATUS”
Fish face;
“She had a really bad cludge mate. Couldnt get rid of the smell, even after 24 hours!”
Taff;
“Mate, what’s the score with Troopy Mary? You seemed to really like her on BATUS”
Fish face;
“She had a really bad cludge mate. Couldnt get rid of the smell, even after 24 hours!”
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