taken to the cleaners

to cause to lose all or a great deal of one's money or personal property, as through gambling or a bad investment

i got booted out of treatment too soon. I got sent home after two extremely expensive, thirteen thousand dollar days. Yes. Mom had to fork over thousand of dollars to those assholes. She was really taken to the cleaners.

by amycocoa June 2, 2014

Brampton Pipe Cleaner

A sexual act where a female inserts her erect nipple into a man's urethra.

Hugh Grant was arrested for getting a Brampton Pipe Cleaner from a prostitute.

by Mantaztik March 31, 2009

vacuum cleaner man

Man who wants to inspect your tits.

Hello, I'm the vacuum cleaner man. I'm here to inspect your, uh, your tits.

by Your moms face May 18, 2014

pussy cleaner

A product like Vagisil or RepHresh, ***NOT*** cat shampoo!!!

{Marge}: Hey Virgil, can you be a dear and go get me the pussy cleaner please? My coochie reeks a bit today.
{Virgil}: Sure thing honey, you know I hate it when your flower smells like fish!

by Telephony May 6, 2015

banjo cleaner

a girl with a gap inbetween her front teeth who can clean the banjo string. ie: banjo cleaner.
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the girl was a banjo cleaner, when she went down there it was all shiney when she finished.
picture it yourself.
be aware it's not very gentlemanly to point this out to a lady.

by Richard head mk2 July 26, 2007

beaner cleaner

Cleaning fluids like "fabuloso" which come from the dollar store, look like major brand products, but have spanish names.

Fabuloso is the beaner cleaner equivalent to watered down lysol.

by TYMMCHN December 9, 2009

I got in a fight with a vacuum cleaner

a not so subtle way of saying that you have a hickey

-"what's that on your neck?"
-"I got in a fight with a vacuum cleaner"

by dudemeister421 April 24, 2010