Helen Carpenter

A female called Helen who is a carpenter.

Helen Carpenter has an enormous pair of drawers.

by Mrs. Cassidy January 18, 2009

Carpet Suit

A Carpet Suit is worn by someone who is routinely late to work. The suit allows them to blend in with the work environment and sneak into their office / cubical unnoticed. This suit allows their arrival at work to go undetected by those that sit near them. A carpet suit wearer will never say "good morning" or start a conversation until near lunch.

Tom - Boy I did not even hear Jim come in...
Steve - Yeah, he must have worn his carpet suit in today!

by CaptainMonkeyPants February 25, 2010

Carpentrate

The action of being a hot guy who has the potential to be a carpenter based on his rugged looks. He hasn't shaved for a few days, plaid shirt, deep voice etc.

or

The verbe of carpenter work.

- I bet he would look really good carpentrating with his shirt off.

- Can you Carpentrate me a chair?

by Seatherfer April 12, 2010

carpe yolo

seize the yolo

"Jessica, stop trying to make carpe yolo happen. Its not going to happen."

by ,jabcshgefwKH June 4, 2014

Carpal Cellular Syndrome

Similar to Carpel Tunnel Syndrome, but resulting from excessive texting, Facebook, and other cell phone related activities.

Man, I was texting all day and my Carpal Cellular Syndrome is killing me. I need to see a physical therapist!

by Out my name February 8, 2017

carpenter's dream

The famous line from Judy in sleepaway camp

You're a real carpenter's dream! Flat as a board and begging for a screw!

by BigGaeNate124 August 26, 2019

Burnley Carpet

Burnley Carpet: Inexpensive brown floor covering, popular in the north of England.
Flattened out cardboard boxes.

Just moved into the bedsit, it has a lovely Burnley Carpet.

by Wilko1984uk October 8, 2014