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claymaker

An American football term for the act of hitting the opposing quarterback so hard the he is either: A.) physically unable to return to the game. or B.)So terrified of being hit again that he is unwilling to return to the field.

Made popular by Clay Matthews of the Green Bay Packers.
Fan #1: Holy shit dude, did you just see how hard he just hit Jay Cutler, there are body parts everywhere?

Fan #2: Yea he's done, that was definitely a Claymaker.
by skgutt January 18, 2011
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clamataurus

- A female who winks or speaks with her vagina.
"I'm A Hungry Hungry Clamataurus "
by Cowtrash666 April 20, 2009
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Dwarf Clambake

A gangbang involving 7 or more dwarves and a full sized porn star.
Because of her aversion to "little people" Jenna Jameson was given an extra two million dollars for performing a Dwarf Clambake in the movie Midsummer Night's Ream.
by CumDaddy October 21, 2008
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claymate

clay aiken fans. Mostly women who are old, fat, homophobic and white.
That fat chick is a claymate.
by bonitas June 24, 2006
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clamdamn

When girls block other girls from a man or woman. By not letting them get there game on. Same as a cock block but with females.
did you see that bitch clamdamn me. She wouldnt even let me dance with that guy over there she was all over him.
by IvyB January 22, 2009
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clammato

A generic brand of Clamato (spelled clammato) is the drink of choice (as "blood") for a group of "vampires" on South Park in episode The Ungroundable
Let's pretend to be vampires and drink some clammato
by MKTazwat December 31, 2008
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Clamaria

The liquid extracted from a clam after vice grips are utilized to apply consistent pressure across all clamage.
Hey guys, would you like a shot of clamaria. Let's get this party started.
by DMoo5 March 10, 2010
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