clam bake

a lously musical performance full of sour or mispitched notes.

Dude #1: Did you hear the band concert last night?

Dude #2: Yeah- it really sucked. What a friggen clam bake.

by brass vulture February 8, 2010

delaware clam bake

When a girl been passed to andrew Wilson and she's no longer baked goods she's rotten clam bake and no one wants her

She's Delaware clam bake now, no one's gonna touch that.

by HorrorQueen81282 January 24, 2022

KANSAS CLAM BAKE

A sex act in which a person puts their rectum against their partner's vagina and proceeds to dedicate inside of her. AKA "poo-in-a-puss"

No don't try to hook-up with Matt he just wants to give everyone a Kansas Clam Bake.

by Redrokkit December 9, 2021

clam bake

To fishbow a car in Rockport MA.

Dude, lets go to to gordons then go up the line to glouchester and clam bake my car.

by JDids0000 March 6, 2009

New England clam bake

When a girl sitting down farts letting the flatulence flow up through the pussy lips over the clit.

Sara sitting in class; dang girl I just farted and just New England clam baked my pussy.

by New England clam bake December 17, 2018

Amsterdam clam bake

We three or more homeless chucks break into your government Ford Cmax and smash nasties. This leaves their essence throughout the enterior.

I'm awaiting the insurance claim form the recent Amsterdam clam bake in my car.

by DSTAB November 17, 2016

Clam Bake

when a guy offers a chick some of his weed and smokes up with her with the intention of getting her high and lowering her inhibitions so he can score with her after.

when a chick that loves to smoke weed, but never has any of her own, comes on to guys with weed and usually has sex with them so they'll share their smoke with her. similar to a coke whore, except with weed.

I saw Cindy smokin' up with Josh last night at the party.

Yeah I heard he nailed her in the backseat of his car right after the clam bake.

by Robert Richards October 14, 2007