Cigarettes after sex

Cigarettes after sex is when you smoke one or more cigarettes after you have sex. It's the best cigarette or cigarettes you could ever have. Cigarettes after sex is also a type of music. Since vaping is at least 95% healthier than cigarettes, then maybe vaping after sex could become a thing.

Dale: That was great sex, Nancy!

Nancy: I know, sug!

Dale: *Smokes 3 cigarettes.
Dale: Cigarettes after sex is the best cigarettes ever.

by HawaiianPunch1 March 8, 2023

Exalted Cigarettes

An exclamation expressing surprise or amazement.
see: holy smokes

Exalted Cigarettes, did you see those tits!?

Exalted Cigarettes, that was a sick car!

Exalted Cigarettes!

by SkullCruncher69 September 5, 2010

stink cigarette

When a person asks someone for a cigarette and the cigarette holder doesnt not want to give one out. Revenge is then sought. The holder then puts potential bum cigarette filter end up his butt hole in a hidden fashion and then hands it off.

Erick: "Yeah. Sure have a cig you jerk."
Chris:"Dude. Is this a stink cigarette?"

by elhal October 3, 2013

left handed cigarette

A left handed cigarette is marijuana.

It can also be a non-sensical phrase said just to be ironic.

"you got any more left handed cigarettes?"
"No, the cop took them all."

I need a left handed cigarette to go with my left handed beer bottle.

by Jana November 16, 2004

marijuana cigarette

Another term for a joint. Usually used by people who have never smoked pot before.

Hey, Geraldine, I saw some hoodlums smoking those funny marijuana cigarettes behind our house yesterday.

by jigglyjugs October 27, 2011

going to get cigarettes

When someone says this, it usually means they've bailed on you.

Popularized in the sitcom Married with Children, when Peggy's relatives from Wanker County went to "get cigarattes" and left Seven behind, for good.

Inbred redneck couple: "We're going to get cigarettes."
Al: "Shit!"

by DirkD January 24, 2007

cigarette kiss

When you light another person's or your next cigarette with your own lit cigarette.

She lit her boyfriend's cigarette with her own and handed it to him.
"Oh, cigarette kiss," he said.

by QueenofKings August 25, 2008